Way To Many Experts!

[HARDCORE]

One never fully realizes just how many damned experts we have until an emergency of some kind arises. Hell, there has got to be a million pros for any given scenario, and if you don?t believe this, you haven?t been following the war!

It doesn?t seem to make any difference what the situation, when something occurs, ?Pandora?s Box of Pros? is always close at hand. Hell, I do believe that if Hussein eventually shows up, alive and well, living among some ?South American Pygmy Culture," the appropriate experts will be dredged up by the media to put in their two cents worth!

?Hey, what in the hell does this army of know-it-alls do for kicks when nothing is afoot?!?

Today, for instance, a professor from some prestigious eastern medical school, was called upon to discuss Saddam?s DNA. After being introduced as being on the staff of the ?Wrong University?, the distinguished gent went to great lengths to indignantly put the reporter straight! (A simple word or two of correction would have done quite nicely I think!?)

After all of this (un-needed) preliminary bull-shit was dispensed with, the pro finally got down to business, for what it was worth? But I?ll be ya a buck that it will be another century or two before this educated wise guy gets invited back to that network, not that the reporter handled the non-issue much better?

?Well let?s see now? - rather than cover again, what has not been (redundantly) gone into as far as Gulf War II (and that ain?t much), it is probably one helluva lot easier to slightly touch upon what has!

Outside of the action on the field of battle itself, we have learned of the kinky (sexually) habits of one of Saddam?s son?s, how this same son has (or had) an artificial leg, a gallery of provocative pictures on his palace walls (some of well-known individuals), liked to blow people away for fun, and lived in the lap of luxury while many of his people starved (a familiar international tone here perhaps)!

We also learned that Kim IL Jong uses elevated shoes, likes European prostitutes, and akin to his kissing cousin in Iraq, is a nut-case!

Moving over a little bit geographically, we also now know that the honcho (boss) of Syria is a liar (now ain?t that novel for a politico), the Saudis are about as grateful as Hitler was when he was handed Austria on a silver platter, Germany and it?s main squeeze France are two-faced, and Russia - "well Russia is still Russia" (and it always will be too)! ?Naturally, we needed experts to tell us all this!??

The most amazing phenomenon of all, however, is how these "Sage-Like Media Experts" know everything that runs through everyone else?s mind, what an enemy is going to do next, when they will do it, including battle plans, tactics, maneuvers, and even what hand they wipe their back-sides with! ?How in the hell did we ever survive when all that the media did was report the news?!?

?Hell, we don?t need generals, we got Arnett, Jennings, Rather, Brokaw and Nostradamus!?

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