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[grasshopper]

A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,
"You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live
forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your
father when he died?" The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?" The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?" The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes
skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer." The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he
died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?" The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years
old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your
grandfather very active?" The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing
once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my
grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again." The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather
want to get married?" His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?"

[Seascamp]

Poor Grandpa was ailing horribly so Grandma took him to the Doc?s place. Grandpa is a former big gun US Navy Cruiser guy so he can?t hear worth didly-shit. Grandma isn?t much better off owning to booming music of the 60?s and that entire trip. So upon a preliminary examination of Grandpa the young Nurse tells Grandma that a fecal and urine will be required for further analysis and diagnosis. Grandpa asks, ?What did she say?. Grandma hollers out ?they want our underwear?.

Oh yikes!!! Great things on the horizon I suppose.

Scamp