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03-24-2003, 02:08 PM
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Quote Of The Day
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill
Old Winnie must have been talking about Saddam Hussein? ______________________________________________ JOKE OF THE DAY As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School. He was quiet, sad, looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation. "Scared, Lieutenant?" I asked. He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive." I asked, "What's the difference??" He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education." 
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