Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

[Boats]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
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> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
> children.
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> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
> corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
> raises the knife, and charges at you.
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> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
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> THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
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> Democrat's
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> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
> man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
> would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
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> What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
> knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
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> am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
> send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with
> just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
> content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
> could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call
> 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint
> and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
> few days and try to come to a consensus.
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> Republican's
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> BANG!
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> Redneck's Answer:
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! Click.....
> (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! Click
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
> or Hollow Points?! '
> Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
> Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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[reconeil]

In all seriousness and according to that test,...
I just must be a Republican Redneck.

Still, are you sure I can get that many: "BANG"s
out of a 1911 45?

Neil

[b3196]

Redneck!!!! and yes Neil you can get that many shots outta a Kinber....Now here's where I get confused......I was thinking of voting for Monica Lewiniski's ex-boyfriends wife, but I forgot her name

[Boats]

Got this from my Sister - She's making a point I think


MORNING SEX


She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.


He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'


His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'


Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.


Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.


More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'


She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'

[reconeil]

That most certainly proved the point that...................
The Very Best & Funniest of all stories,...are TRUE stories.

Neil