Retired

[phuloi]

Thursday, January 02, 2003 11:34 PM
Subject: Fw: Retired


Dear friends,
I am a retired person and I would like to just bring up a few
concerns about retiring. My wife and I have been blessed with adequate
funds for our senior years. However with the U.S. Congress messing around with Concurrent Receipt, and the interest rates going South, we have had to
change our lifestyle. We have cut back on travel, eating out and other fun
things. We now shop more conservatively and often visit Wal-Mart for bargains.
The purpose of this message is to alert you to other advantages of
shopping at Wal-Mart.
Recently my old J. C. Penney drawers just had too many holes to
continue being of any service, but being frugal and inventive, Wal-Mart
solved the problem. With some help from my wife, we have saved even more
money with a new no-cost way to dress. I just wanted to share this new
secret with my many friends. Please see the following photo which will explain
this new, no-cost solution for underwear. Spread this around. We may have
started a new fashion revolution.
Joe Bob and wife

[Stick]

In the wifes store, we normally chew people out for swearing and using the words "Wal-Mart" in our presence. But I gotta tell ya guy, you really brought a laugh to me this morning. Thanx. I needed that. I'd like to print it out to show the customers about 'those other guys' quality.
Damn! This is a great site.

[reeb]

I want to know "How in the hell did your wife get you to pose"???

Keith, I HOPE you can do something for this (man).............

enough..................

Good one Phu............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......

[janecallanan]

This made my morning!!!

[nang]

I hope you got that look trademarked. Cause you know someone is going to steal that design.
That was great. Was my first smile for the day.

[Keith_Hixson]

I've got some Bon Marche bags. That would be an upgrade.

I'd have the man and his wife come for counseling but I'm sure she'd be hauled in for indecent exposure. She must cut out the bottom and use it as a blouse. Hey, that would make a great fashion statement. A Sears Bag on the bottom and a Wal Mart bag on top.

Keith

[janecallanan]

Keith,
You are for sure a man. A woman would always coordinate her apparel. Imagine mixing patterns that way!

[reeb]

OH BOY!!!!

This has me really worried.

I just looked up Phu profile, and MY GOD IT SCARRED ME

He is only one month and couple of weeks older than me.

Hey Phu, DO THEY THEM IN WHITE???? I am a painter....

I do some stupid things, but you couldnt get me to pose.

Keep up the good work and PLEASE " SEE KEITH" Pretty sure he wouldnt charge anything, cause he would make alot of money from the BOOK.


enough...............

[theoddz]

Thanks for the laugh!!!!!

Do those come in the "long john" version for cold weather???

eh ehehe

[catman]

Keith, what are your overtime rates? You may have to file capitol gains taxes when you are through with Griz!

Trav