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#1
09-27-2006, 08:11 AM
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Your first kiss - do you remember it?
I thought this was cute -
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#3
09-27-2006, 08:33 AM
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Wow reminds me of my first wife.
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09-27-2006, 09:15 AM
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Bob Ryan,
I'd say the same thing about my first wife, but that would be insulting to the pig! Actually, I do remember the first time I kissed a girl other than my mom or sister (Sis still french-kisses the best, though). I went on a double-date with my sister and her boy friend. When we dropped off my date, I walked her to her front door and, after several very awkward moments, closed my eyes, tilted my head, and puckered up. Then nothing happened! I opened my eyes and she was in the same position waiting for me to kiss her! Turns out, it was to be her first kiss, too. I remember thinking I had never seen anything so lovely in my life. I took her head in my hands, pressed my lips to hers, and felt as though I was in heaven. When our lips parted, I smiled at her, and she slapped me in the face, turned and stomped into her house. I spoke with her that Monday at school and she apologized for slapping me saying that I made her feel "funny" and that's what her mother told her to do if that happened (says alot about her parents' marriage).
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#5
09-27-2006, 09:22 AM
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My First Wife
I still give her a kiss every morning and every evening. So, with that I'd better not saying anything about my first wife.
Keith 
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#6
09-27-2006, 10:04 AM
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Where did y'all get the picture of BobK's first and most impressionable kiss? He probably posted it on farmlove.com.
Pack
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#7
09-27-2006, 10:11 AM
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Paco
Yes, I was only three at the time, but if you'll notice the technique, it's that of a true lover. I was tryin' to stick my tongue down that pigs nose. .....Turns em on every time bOOger
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#8
09-27-2006, 10:26 AM
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BoogerLee,
That explains it!!! All those blonde curls just turn me on!!! All I want to know is how your hairdresser does such a good job of covering up your blonde roots these days... Love... The Elliptical One...
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09-28-2006, 06:56 AM
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Yeah Boats forgot, I didn't mean to insult the pig.
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