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Old 11-30-2018, 12:45 PM
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Red face A Father buys a Lie Detector Robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon?
His son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps his son.
The sun says, "Ok, Ok.
I at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
The Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
The Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What?" At you age I didn't even know what porn was.
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says,"Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
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