Vietnam Combat Veterans Simulator Kit :)

- LMAO, this is a great one. Bwahahahahahaha....

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http://jdumong.net/simulator/Simulator1.htm

"Greg Linscott" wrote in message
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> - LMAO, this is a great one. Bwahahahahahaha....
>
> ------------------------------------------------
>
>
>
> http://jdumong.net/simulator/Simulator1.htm

Five friendlies heads
Four plastiquc charges
Three punji sticks
Two Fonda autographs
And a stolen US C-ration can

Rita

"Greg Linscott" wrote in message
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> - LMAO, this is a great one. Bwahahahahahaha....
> http://jdumong.net/simulator/Simulator1.htm

Yes, indeed.

>Five friendlies heads
>Four plastiquc charges
>Three punji sticks
>Two Fonda autographs
>And a stolen US C-ration can
>
>Rita

Rita,

Do you think Gary Aguilar might enjoy this Simulator Kit? I think the guy is
hauling some serious baggage about his non-participation. Maybe a seasonal gift
to alt.conspiracy.jfk is in order.

Best Regards

Greg

"GrgLnsctt" wrote in message
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>> Five friendlies heads
>> Four plastiquc charges
>> Three punji sticks
>> Two Fonda autographs
>> And a stolen US C-ration can

> Do you think Gary Aguilar might enjoy this Simulator Kit? I think
> the guy is hauling some serious baggage about his
> non-participation. Maybe a seasonal gift to alt.conspiracy.jfk is
> in order.

Greg, why does your name as displayed switch back and forth?

>Greg, why does your name as displayed switch back and forth?
>

I usually post from google news group (Greg Linscott) and usually reply from
Compuserve ng reader (GrgLnsctt). Google posts in 3-6 hours. The Compuserve
newsgroup reader picks up posts in minutes. I tried changing the name in
compuserve but a long time ago I used my real name and canceled the compuserve
account. Later I reactivated the account but my name is still in their database
and they returned a shortened and vowel-less name. I was distraught and raked
with interminable angst about the slight, considered suicide and then just
decided, fuck it! - LMAO

Sorry for the confusion and the sorrier explanation.

Best Regards

Greg

"GrgLnsctt" wrote in message
news:20031202122647.07934.00000010@mb-m16.news.cs.com...
> >Five friendlies heads
> >Four plastiquc charges
> >Three punji sticks
> >Two Fonda autographs
> >And a stolen US C-ration can
> >
> >Rita
>
> Rita,
>
> Do you think Gary Aguilar might enjoy this Simulator Kit? I think the guy
is
> hauling some serious baggage about his non-participation. Maybe a seasonal
gift
> to alt.conspiracy.jfk is in order.

Well, I dunno, Greg, I've already filled my quota for feeding the mentally
ill this year. Funny website, though. I particularly enjoyed the "I love you
no shit you buy me Honda," deal, and John Lennon's 33 & 1/3 RPMs as opposed
to the AK-47 600 RPMs, and the M-16 800 RPMs. The dang thing just got
funnier as it went along, which reminds me, whatever happened to the Amish
Militia that used to happen through here?

Rita

"MeSoSweet" wrote in message
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>
> "GrgLnsctt" wrote in message
> news:20031202122647.07934.00000010@mb-m16.news.cs.com...
> > >Five friendlies heads
> > >Four plastiquc charges
> > >Three punji sticks
> > >Two Fonda autographs
> > >And a stolen US C-ration can
> > >
> > >Rita
> >
> > Rita,
> >
> > Do you think Gary Aguilar might enjoy this Simulator Kit? I think the
guy
> is
> > hauling some serious baggage about his non-participation. Maybe a
seasonal
> gift
> > to alt.conspiracy.jfk is in order.
>
> Well, I dunno, Greg, I've already filled my quota for feeding the mentally
> ill this year. Funny website, though. I particularly enjoyed the "I love
you
> no shit you buy me Honda," deal, and John Lennon's 33 & 1/3 RPMs as
opposed
> to the AK-47 600 RPMs, and the M-16 800 RPMs. The dang thing just got
> funnier as it went along, which reminds me, whatever happened to the Amish
> Militia that used to happen through here?
>
> Rita
>

Here you go:

http://www.geocities.com/beaver_militia/

--


Don Thompson

Ex ROMAD



>

>The dang thing just got
>funnier as it went along, which reminds me, wh

Rita,

And I thought the war stories for guys was great.

-LMAO

Best Regards
Greg

"So our fuckin’ machine gunner had twelve hundred rounds of ammo and about
twenty-five fuckin’ Willie Peters and a god-damn satchel of C-4, not to
mention that motherfuckin’ Scantlin and his fuckin’ pump shotgun- now that
was one stone cold ruthless mother-fucker-most professional fuckin’ soldier
I've ever seen"



WAR STORY TO TELL THE GUYS
You wanna hear some motherfuckin’ rock ‘n’ roll, Jack, let me tell you
about me and the second platoon up to our fuckin’ asses in fuck in’
operation Attleboro near fuckin’ Pleiku, which in case you haven't heard was
one ugly motherfuckin’ place, man. Weren't no fuckin’ way them fuckin’
Charlies were about to let that motherfucker go without some shit, you better
fuckin’ know it. [Probable response: “What happened?”] Well, we got hit
by an entire motherfuckin’ company of fuckin’ NVA, that's what the fuck
happened. Shit. This new fuckin’ C.O. sent us out on patrol without any
fuckin’ flank security-fuck-that motherfuckin’ chickenshit asshole. I knew
about fifteen motherfuckin’ guys that would have blown his god-damn head away
if some fuckin’ Charlie hadn't burned the son of a bitch first. The fuckin’
asshole was sittin’ in his hooch one night jackin’ fuckin’ off when he
took a goddamn gook rocket right up the fuckin’ ass. [Laugh here] Anyway, we
walked right the fuck into a fuckin’ L-fuckin’-shaped ambush when fuckin’
Charlie cut off our balls with a shitstream of fuckin Chicom crossfire that
would have set a whole motherfuckin' entire goddamn division on its fuckin’
ass-I mean those bastards hit us before we knew what the fuck was goin’ on.
Fuck me, man, it was a bad motherfuckin’ mess. [Probable response: [So, what
did you do?] Shit. [Draw closer to the listeners] One thing you gotta remember,
we never went on no goddamn patrol without every fuckin’ piece of hard-ware
we could carry-hey- fuckin’ fire
supremacy. That's the name of the fuckin’ game, Jack, you know what I'm fuck
in’ talkin’ about? [Probable response: “Fuck ,yes?"] So our fuckin’
machine gunner had twelve hundred rounds of ammo and about twenty-five
fuckin’ Willie Peters and a god-damn satchel of C-4, not to mention that
motherfuckin’ Scantlin and his fuckin’ pump shotgun- now that was one stone
cold ruthless mother-fucker-most professional fuckin’ soldier I've ever
seen. I never once saw that fuckin’ son of a bitch afraid of anything. So,
him and a couple other fuckers and me dive behind this fuckin’ Constatina
wire with the M-60, and we laid out some fuckin’ fire, man, and got the fuck
on the radio. We must have wasted thirty-fuckin’-five Charlies on our own by
the time the fuckin’ 71st came the fuck over the trees with the Cobras and a
motherfuckin’ gunship-shit-they opened up with those goddamn miniguns and lit
up the entire motherfuckin’ grid, man. It was fuckin’ beautiful. I mean,
there weren't nothin’ left, no fuckin’ way. [Probable response: Then
what'd you do?”] Well, you walk back down the fuckin’ trail you just came
up and pick up what's left of your buddies-that’s what you fuckin’ do.
[Pause-become reflective, with a touch of self-satisfaction] And you fuckin’
clean your goddamn fuckin’ magazine into some fuckin’ dead motherfuckin’
Charlie. Shit. [Probable response: “Shit, that must have been somethin’ "]
Shit. Fuck, man, we used to take goddamn metal insignia and poke the fuckers
through shoulder patch and then plant the fuckin’ thing right the fuck on
some wasted Charlie's forehead and kick the son of a bitch in with our boots So
the fuckin’ bastards would know just who the fuck they'd been fuckin’ with
You bet your motherfuckin’ ass.

"GrgLnsctt" wrote in message
news:20031202185457.13641.00000028@mb-m10.news.cs.com...
> >The dang thing just got
> >funnier as it went along, which reminds me, wh
>
> Rita,
>
> And I thought the war stories for guys was great.

Rock-N-Roll!

>
> -LMAO
>
> Best Regards
> Greg
>
> "So our fuckin' machine gunner had twelve hundred rounds of ammo and about
> twenty-five fuckin' Willie Peters and a god-damn satchel of C-4, not to
> mention that motherfuckin' Scantlin and his fuckin' pump shotgun- now that
> was one stone cold ruthless mother-fucker-most professional fuckin'
soldier
> I've ever seen"
>
>
>
> WAR STORY TO TELL THE GUYS
> You wanna hear some motherfuckin' rock 'n' roll, Jack, let me tell you
> about me and the second platoon up to our fuckin' asses in fuck in'
> operation Attleboro near fuckin' Pleiku, which in case you haven't heard
was
> one ugly motherfuckin' place, man. Weren't no fuckin' way them fuckin'
> Charlies were about to let that motherfucker go without some shit, you
better
> fuckin' know it. [Probable response: "What happened?"] Well, we got hit
> by an entire motherfuckin' company of fuckin' NVA, that's what the fuck
> happened. Shit. This new fuckin' C.O. sent us out on patrol without any
> fuckin' flank security-fuck-that motherfuckin' chickenshit asshole. I knew
> about fifteen motherfuckin' guys that would have blown his god-damn head
away
> if some fuckin' Charlie hadn't burned the son of a bitch first. The fuckin
'
> asshole was sittin' in his hooch one night jackin' fuckin' off when he
> took a goddamn gook rocket right up the fuckin' ass. [Laugh here] Anyway,
we
> walked right the fuck into a fuckin' L-fuckin'-shaped ambush when fuckin'
> Charlie cut off our balls with a shitstream of fuckin Chicom crossfire
that
> would have set a whole motherfuckin' entire goddamn division on its fuckin
'
> ass-I mean those bastards hit us before we knew what the fuck was goin'
on.
> Fuck me, man, it was a bad motherfuckin' mess. [Probable response: [So,
what
> did you do?] Shit. [Draw closer to the listeners] One thing you gotta
remember,
> we never went on no goddamn patrol without every fuckin' piece of
hard-ware
> we could carry-hey- fuckin' fire
> supremacy. That's the name of the fuckin' game, Jack, you know what I'm
fuck
> in' talkin' about? [Probable response: "Fuck ,yes?"] So our fuckin'
> machine gunner had twelve hundred rounds of ammo and about twenty-five
> fuckin' Willie Peters and a god-damn satchel of C-4, not to mention that
> motherfuckin' Scantlin and his fuckin' pump shotgun- now that was one
stone
> cold ruthless mother-fucker-most professional fuckin' soldier I've ever
> seen. I never once saw that fuckin' son of a bitch afraid of anything. So,
> him and a couple other fuckers and me dive behind this fuckin' Constatina
> wire with the M-60, and we laid out some fuckin' fire, man, and got the
fuck
> on the radio. We must have wasted thirty-fuckin'-five Charlies on our own
by
> the time the fuckin' 71st came the fuck over the trees with the Cobras and
a
> motherfuckin' gunship-shit-they opened up with those goddamn miniguns and
lit
> up the entire motherfuckin' grid, man. It was fuckin' beautiful. I mean,
> there weren't nothin' left, no fuckin' way. [Probable response: Then
> what'd you do?"] Well, you walk back down the fuckin' trail you just came
> up and pick up what's left of your buddies-that's what you fuckin' do.
> [Pause-become reflective, with a touch of self-satisfaction] And you
fuckin'
> clean your goddamn fuckin' magazine into some fuckin' dead motherfuckin'
> Charlie. Shit. [Probable response: "Shit, that must have been somethin' "]
> Shit. Fuck, man, we used to take goddamn metal insignia and poke the
fuckers
> through shoulder patch and then plant the fuckin' thing right the fuck on
> some wasted Charlie's forehead and kick the son of a bitch in with our
boots So
> the fuckin' bastards would know just who the fuck they'd been fuckin' with
> You bet your motherfuckin' ass.
>
>