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Micro chip implant allows terrorists to speak to god
THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God. The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, aches, and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it. Please enjoy the security we provide for you. Best regards, The US Marine Corps, US Army Rangers, US Navy Seals, USAF Special Ops The implant comes in various sizes:
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