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Never Say To A Cop
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> > This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! > > > > > > NEVER SAY TO A COP > > > > 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) > > > > 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. > > > > > > > > 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? > > > > 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! > > > > 5. Are You Andy or Barney? > > > > 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a > police officer. > > > > 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? > > > > 8. I pay your salary! > > > > 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, > too! > > > > > > > > 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. > > > > 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other > > > > cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. > > > > 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been > > > > drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook > glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" > > > > > > > > *** Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on your screen, > > > > you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! > > > > This works. I don't know how...
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Local Loco,...
...we had two kids up here throw a rock through the police station's window last night, and the paper read that "they were caught within a stone's throw" of the station, "NO KIDDING",...
... somebody's got dared into stupidity but good,... ...
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