Northeastern southern psyco weekend campout without the campout...

[SEATJERKER]

...just got back fromEastHampton Mass at Andy's, and Annette's home and had the opportunity to meet Paco, and his better half, and Doc Fred, and the Mrs... for the crabapple fight of the century, won't go to much into it, won't say who won... but I had a great time as Fred, and Paco didn't know I was lurking around from NY...
...Just an open note of thanks for the invite, and if they got the "guts" to come to the "big apple"??? maybe they will try to make it over here tomorrow??? I'll throw one of em in the pool...
...I'm home safe from the ride, but something kept getting in my eyes on the way back.....lonely ride, but the memories of a one day trip will last forever in this tired soul....thank one , and all.....

[sn-e3]

Curtis ain't it great to have Brother and Sister who care ALL iv'e met so far are just the best sort of people and I'am proud to call them brothers and sister now you too know the joy of meeting your cyber family

[Andy]

I want to report a crime. Three male third world aliens (and two lovely ladies) broke into my home and ate my food. I?ve just taken inventory and discovered they drank all my liquor and now I find all my drugs are missing! If security isn?t beefed up soon in this town, I?m moving to a Northerner state.

Got even though, two of them are at a hotel that charges by the hour.

Now someone might tell you about me stealing a police cruiser today but don?t believe any of those stories loose mouthed people tell. Just a misunderstanding.
Seatjerker, good to see you. You know where we live.

Stay healthy,
Andy

[sn-e3]

Andy did you treat them to real kalbasa and pirogies or did you not wish to spoil them. there is nothing in the world as good as polish cooking and you will never go away hungry when your invited for dinner but you might have to call a taxi because you might not be able to drive home I real glad you guys got togeather send pics to the gallery please

[SEATJERKER]

...if Andy's lying....his lips are moving, and yes the SOB did steal a police car, no shit, I thought the officer that was assigned to it was gonna shit his pants when he came out, and saw it missing...
all in good fun, the guy was shaking, but wasn't trying to show it...
.. shared a lot of stories in a short time, and good food, and drink, some damn polish stuff that would peel the paint off an 200 year old barn, I know Paco's better half can vouch for me on that, kinda one glass "white lightnin'"
...I must say Paco is "sharp" with his "comebacks, and Doc was as charming as could be, but he gets that from the Mrs, I could tell...
Annette must have her angel wings tucked in tight, and dry to put up with Andy's antics...stealing a police car in broad daylight without as much as a slap on the wrist...
...no sleep for the weary tonight, and I don't come on this time of night as I have a little problem beating up this keyboard when I should be kickin' the dog or someone that deserves it this time of the morn...
... as far as the drugs, gulp, sorry haven't seen um, burp...damn Va. genarics..., where do we send the returnable, refillables to???
...and the dog's name is "zipper", "no elab-o-ration needed, looks like the tazmanian devil, and he helped me with Andy's stash, good dog....shhhhhhhhhhhhhh puppy, let's see , blue ones , yellow ones, red ones, OD green yuk, flush, he don't need them anyway....come here, and bring them back.... I give you yours later after I makes sure of the concentration level of dem, des, how bout some of dat.....he likes the little blue ones with the V's on them.....

...thanks for the smiles, and laughs, they been missing for a while...
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...did you guys get arrested yet?????

[Packo]

since our return and not feelin' much better today. I'd like to thank either Doc Fred or some sick sumbitch on the airplane for this malady. I'm not gonna say it was northern air but........

What a great time Deb and I had. Each of us got a chance to be completely searched at airports. Deb's blond hair and blue eyes was a dead give-a-way that she was probably packing something as dangerous as finger nail clippers. How they got word she was going to manicure someone to death was beyond me. I didn't get away unscathed either. In Hartford, Conn, they wanted me to take my hip out and place it on the table. It took all of Packo's powers of gab to get them understand that my incision zipper was truly broken. We also felt better, after showing his badge, that they made Andy take all the bags out of the trunk to inspect the spare tire. Doc kept trying to shove the bomb under the front seat, but thank God they never noticed that. Deb and I really felt protected as they let an Arab looking fella' on the plane ahead of us while pulling two little girls, about 3 and 4, for a complete search of their Barney Dolls and Barney pull cases, and their bodies. Makes sense to me. Well, enough of flying.

It was a great time and finally getting to meet Curtis, aka seatjerker, Annette, and Andy was well worth the cavity search.
We had a blast, but have to admit, had one helluva time trying to wake up Sunday morning. I thought waking up was bad until I tried to then stand up and found that my head had gained 40 lbs in the night. Someday I'll learn that you don't have to pay for great times.......but of course I've been saying that for years.

I got to play Sherriff Shug Kisner from Culpeper County, Virginia after Andy stole a police car. The officer bought it, but would have bought anything cause' he was truly happy to find his crusier and not have to explain where it went. Andy and I then went on to explain to him that we were going to make sure that we kept Doc Fred from his family. He gave us an odd look so we proceded to tell him that he's a great guy except for his penchant for little girls. Made the poor officer feel so much better. I think Andy and I could shmooze Satan himself.

Curtis brought us all NY Yankee hats, and top shelf ones at that. Andy was acting like he was a vampire and Curtis was bringing crucifixes into his house, it was interesting. We all wore the hats and watched Andy squirm. Andy would not wear his coon skin cap from Fred but did keep taking it to the bathroom with him. Couldn't figure that out, musta been a northern thing. Fred can explain all his gifts.

The re-enactment of the War Between the States went well. Once someone figures out how to put the pictures up on the sight, will let you all see them. And the winner was..........

Much much more, but want Andy and Fred to get their 2 cents in also so I'll close by just saying what a great time we had, and the best northern hospitality I've had. We literally laughed through the whole weekend. Thanks so much, Andy, Annette, (who's a saint for sure), and our mystery guest, Curtis. Thanks bro!

Packo

[SEATJERKER]

...told you Andy swiped that cruiser, and you two did have "Barney" going in circles as he knew Andy, but, BUT,who was "this guy" talkin' all sorts of offical stuff about im-pro-pry-i-ties of reg-u-lations regarding improper securtiy of offical parish property, and endangerment of the public, loss of pay, forfetiture of stripes, and retirement, out side of suspention of 30 days, no jail time, but, but,but,...he was quaken, and shakin as little as possable not to be noticed....
...I wasn't gonna mention the "Doc" bit,...
...And yea, Andy didn't want to look at Doc all day cause that big ole' NY kept lookin' back at him...
...more later as we have to give Doc a chance to get home, and defend himself........

[DMZ-LT]

Now I am jealous of the camaraderie !! Think that's what I missed the most when I got out of the Army. Not to worry though xgrunt is riding up here a week from Fri. and we are going camping in the north GA mountains for the weekend. Good to hear the brothers meeting and having fun. Lets hear the real story Fred !

[1CAVCCO15MED]

I have this horrible chocolate addiction and I ate all the Ex-Lax. Let me tell you, I paid for it later. Andy is the typical psychopathic grunt, he steals a police car and gets the cop laugh about it. I got me a NY Yankee hat which cause me no small amount of trouble in Red Sox land. Just as well I couldn't understand a word they said. Everyone up there speaks with an accent. I guess New England and Tennessee are opposite in their accents. They are all consonants and we are all vowels. Some things I don't remember because Andy gave us some of that Polish paint remover and amnesia medicine. I can't remember who won the duel. They both fell down but it was more paint remover than combat, I think. Annette, Deb and Shirley are saints to put up with the likes of us. It was really great to see everyone. I was pleasantly surprised to see Curtis there. I laughed more than I have in years at all the shenanigans going on. New England is beautiful. Not many pickups nor SUV's but plenty of Volvo station wagons. Thanks again to Andy and Annette for putting up with us and to Curtis for driving down to see us.

[Andy]

Sn-e3: No Polish food at all for those people, just a pull or two from the old country bottles. Figured if we gave them the food too, they might start running around killing Russians and Germans. There are some fine local Italian restaurants close by and close by is all we did. Besides, if we got too ?Polish? I was worried Fred would want to dance the Polka with me. See, we have a couple of gay guys who live just down the street and I didn?t want to give them any false hopes.

DMZ-LT: Camaraderie yes, just meeting good folk - great. Hope you enjoy camping in the mountains. Settin? on the patio not too many feet from the refrigerator is a bit more to my liking. Especially when the temperature is in the high 70s and humidity is under 50%.

Doc: The box of Moon Pies you were nice enough to bring were defective. Must have been a hole in the box, they?re gone! Please send more! And that coon skin thing. Someone was making fun of me about that. It?s not really a hat is it???
I believe your wearing that N.Y. Yankee hat was the first time anyone has ever done such a thing on our street. Normally this would require some form of human sacrifice but my back yard is full.
Shirley is a great gal but with you I?m not sure she needs large angel wings. (Can?t get over her knowing all the words to all the songs by the Doors.) Annette, yes she needs the wings, but Debbie needs a wing span like a B-52.

Paco: Dropped off a letter of commendation for a young police officer, it was from Sheriff Shug Kisner from Culpeper. I wonder if the Mayor will buy into that too? Sprinkled the letter with a few drops of Rebel Yell to make it seem authentic.
It would have been interesting if we had had a chance to work undercover together back in the day. Although we would have needed a third partner - another cop or maybe a zoo keeper.

Curtis: We?ve found a place to hang that map you left, thanks again.

Stay healthy,
Andy