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Retirement is over.
My wife says I have to get my lazy butt off the couch and get a JOB?
Sense I retired last March I have just about wore out our leather couch. And the refrigerator light bulb has been replaced two times for some reason. So I guess I'll look for one of those things (job) . Nothing that involves me being in charge of anything but my zipper or responsibility. Maybe I'll apply for a cop job? Ron |
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Ron
Don't do the cop thing.....It's too boring for you. Find something that might offer you a little challenge. Something where you get to socialize with the public. Something thats rewarding......I got it!!!! A Walmart Greeter Bob K
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I like that Bob, Welcome to Walmart, I said, Welcome to walmart you ash . What did you say? Come back hear you pice of F--- Bleeep bleeep .
Maybe a cop. Ron |
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Ron
Im sure if you ask the manager, he'll put a recliner by the front door. This way you'll feel like you're back at the fire house. Bob K
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Ron, maybe you could be a talent scout for a cat-house!
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I'm going into Mtn Rescue.
The forrest service needs folks to do High Mountain Rescue. Move to Washington and do High Mountain Rescue. Fit in with your firefighter past.
Keith |
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You can all stop worry-ing about my future. I got a job, Start Monday, actually started today, But that was fill out paperwork, back ground check etc. A Company that delivers Hospital Lab stuff to different Labs and from different labs to different hospitals. They asked if I had a 6 pack cooler, well dauh, What color would you like. So now I get a few more days of laying on the couch, Walmart lost out. Don't drink the vials.
Ron |
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Ron
You can always add to them vials, ya know like stool, urine, or sperm samples. bOOger
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Ron
Instead of carrying all those vilas, just ask bOOger for his shorts, and you'll get the urine, stool, and semen specimens all at once!
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One Big Ass Mistake, America "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." |
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Ron
You gotta ask nicely.......I dont give out my shorts to just anybody. bOOger
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