Keith's BAD day

[MORTARDUDE]

you ought to put a picture of your arm splinted with a golf club in Golf Digest with a caption i was only +2 over >>>>>> lol

seriously, hope you heal quickly.

larry

[Keith_Hixson]

I wish someone had a camera.
Larry, I'm a 24 handicapper. To be just 2 over on the front nine is nothing short of a miracle.
Then the broken arm.

Oh well I've had a some fun with it.

I'm getting fixed on Tuesday, oops I mean a fixator.

Thanks for all your prayers, e-cards, and concerns.

Keith

[SEATJERKER]

....Idon'tbelieveanyofitforasecond,....

...GOLF,BROKE YOUR ARM SLIPPING ON WET GRASS, YOU GOTTA DO BETTER THEN THAT,...

...Keith, tell the truth now, you were stumbling out of the clubhouse after secrectly nipping on the sacramential grapes, yea, that's it, the old closet grape snitcher, and those purple lips, there not really from the cold weather, are they, come on now fess up,...

...My buddy tried to give his wife a hug in thier driveway, picking her up, and giving her a little spin, slipped, and fell on her, giving her a compound fracture of the leg, pins inserted, etc, (she wasn't too happy),...

..."hit the ball, drag keith, musta taken a six-um to finish that round, ,...

...did they use a wedge, or that 1 iron you never use, for the splint,...

...Now I can imagine the Doctor's, and nurses watching you walk in, snickers, I would have figured you won the bet, whatever the bet was, and it must have been worth it to take a beating over,...

...are they going to make it in to an Olympic event, airborne fractures, golf lesson extra, Bah hahaha, ha hahahahahha,

... Is it itching yet, poke a hole, and coat hangers will scratch,...

...hope your "felling" ok, now the LT says, quit whimpering, and get movin',...

...

[chilidog]

Nobody had a camera? Is there any chance of going back and doing a reinactment like they do on those crime shows?

Take it easy and milk it for all it's worth.

Chilidog

[reconeil]

Give Keith my best wishes and the hope that he bounces back soon (no pun intended).

Still, and even though occasionally playing with some serious golfers (definitely unlike me), I've never before heard of anyone exerting so much effort swinging and/or apparently taking The Game so seriously. Was there big betting going on? Did someone win his spiked golf shoes?

Neil

[reeb]

Keith, ( Susan),

Help,,,,

Yep, ya got it here.......

Can ya still cast that line out there and collect us a good one??

Not funny , huh?

Seriously though ( shrink), I hope all goes good with the healing, and hope ya stay here with us to carry on your " Mental " theorphy ( sp ) for alot of us.

BTW, Is it very hard to go do # 1 or # 2????

Had to put that on here.

Good luck my friend and a speedy recovery..

reeb...........

You even deserve a SALUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reeb]

Keith/Susan,

One more " little " thought.

Go to HARDCORES " Thought of the day"

Havent been there, but OH MY GOD WHAT A THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE!!!!!!!!!!

enough..........

[Keith_Hixson]

Surgery on Tuesday Morning. It is more extensive and severe than I thought. Surgery will last about 4 or 5 hours. They will go into the wrist and surgically set the bones, then install the fixator. I will have arm strapped to my chest for several days, ( 4 days - a week). Prognoisis is I will be in the fixator for 5 weeks or more. This is the pits. Lord must be teaching me patience!

Keith

P.S. At least I won't have to mow the lawn for two months.

[b3196]

Good Luck Keith. If you hold the worm between your teeth, you should be able to bait the hook (for John).........
A quick prayer might be in order
Bob K

[Keith_Hixson]

He's in quite a bit of pain tonight. Still has his warped humor. Hasseling the nurses and Docs. Tried to get the doc to make stiff wrist so he could play better golf . . . . . always thinking and teasing. He is very easy person to live with, even if he is warped.
Always trying to figure out the positives even in the most negative situation. The deadness in his arm is starting to leave so he told me it hurts. He doesn't complain much, so when he says it hurts I know he is in pain.

The prognosis is good!

Mrs Keith (Susan)

P.S. Thanks for your prayers he really appreciates them.