Ten Commandants ( Texas Style )

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Humper sent me this and I am passing it along.


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> Seems these were around
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> > > Subject: FW: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -TEXAS
> STYLE
> > > THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -TEXAS STYLE
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> > > People here in Texas have trouble with
> all those
> > > shalls and shall nots in the 10
> Commandments. Folks
> > > here just aren't used to talking in
> those terms.
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> > > So, some folks out in west Texas got
> together and
> > > Translated the "King James" into "King
> Ranch"
> > > language: Ten Commandments, cowboy
> style.
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> > > Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the
> wall at
> > > Cross Trails Church
> > > In Fairlie, Texas
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> > > (1) Just one God.
> > > (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
> > > (3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
> > > (4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
> > > (5) Put nothin' before God.
> > > (6) No foolin' around with another
> fellow's gal.
> > > (7) No killin'.
> > > (8) Watch yer mouth.
> > > (9) Don't take what ain't yers.
> > > (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's
> stuff.
> > > Now that's kinda plain an' simple don't
> ya think?
> > > Y'all have a good Day.
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