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Old 08-30-2005, 05:25 AM
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Not wanting to be out done by a girl the happy biker , whose bike is running like a bandit , throws three shots of Crown back and smiles. Don't worry AFG , I burned my hand really bad a few years ago and the grafs came from my groin so now I have hair growing in the palm of my hand. ( Dad told me this would happen if I didn't stop ) Crown for all !
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Old 08-30-2005, 08:58 AM
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Thats no lie...John actually has pubes growing out of his hand
Seen it myself
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Old 08-30-2005, 06:56 PM
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Tis time for me to leave this pub as I am starting to see things. I have see the snakes that were driven from the Ils. and and the wee people, but now I see kinky hair growing out of the palm of LT's hand. So I'll bid you good day, with this toast.

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Old 08-31-2005, 04:18 AM
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Its really weird seeing those 1 or 2 pubes protruding from his palm......The hardest part is shaking his hand knowing that its part of his groin.....
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Old 08-31-2005, 05:24 AM
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Hey Bob,

When you shake my Homies hand does he use the pump style of handshake? And if so does he demonstrate a strange look of weird satisfaction?
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What i'm wondering is when you get aroused does your palm get all rigid? (tries to stiffle a giggle) Purely scientific curiosity here

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Shook his hand once and his eyes rolled back in his head
Followed by some heavy breathing, which led to the ultimate question "Was it as good for you as it was for me"
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No , no no. I do have to be careful of razor burn if I am left alone to long with nothing to play with though.
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I return to this pub with mixed emotions, joy and happiness, and because I need a shot (straight up of course.) Through the blur I see a las standing at the end of the bar, does she have red hair and green eyes, have I found a bit of the Ils here. Is that a razor she has in her hand, and why is she shaving LT's hand. Two shots my good man and no ice.
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OS, Bill
Theres another question that comes to mind....If he's chokin' the chicken?....Is he F#$%in' himself?.......Just something that needs to be pondered in detail and discussed openly
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