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Old 09-21-2005, 12:22 PM
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I gotta believe the Lt (John) when he starts to brag about the how big the fish are in Georgia. Attached is a pic of John after he was dragged overboard by one of dem dang carp
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Old 09-22-2005, 04:09 AM
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(swings the mop around almost hitting a few of the guys in the head) You guys are so messy. Leaving puddles and fish parts in strange places. (shakes head) You best be careful getting into the water, I hear it causes things to shrink up
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Old 09-22-2005, 05:55 AM
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What's going on here? Why is LT backed into a corner by the young lass holding the mop? What is Bob doing to those poor fish? Why is Dan casting his fishing pole inside the bar?

Shrinkage? I guess if you are gifted that is not a problem!

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Old 09-22-2005, 06:24 AM
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You gotta have something that will shrink.....Before it will shrink
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Old 09-22-2005, 06:53 AM
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Bob...guess I never told you that I am almost Royalty! Sure enough, an inch more, I would have been a King. An inch less a Queen!!!!

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Climbing out of the pool after checking on the submarine Harley The well built biker yells , Crown for All ! Looks like I'll be in here more often , my wife and I are having a fight and she says she will only sleep with me once a month. Actually I feel pretty lucky , she cut two of the neighbors off completely !
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So I get out of my dirty, dusty, gas eatting California fish rod after getting up a 0300 and driving 90 miles to fish one of the best lakes in No. Cal. I cast and wait no hit. I do this most of the day, and still no hits. I give up and drive back to the Warrior Saloon where I know that my good friends will understand that some days the Fish God just isn't with you. As I enter someone asks how it went. I say, " I hate to say it but I got skunked." Wait where is everyone going. LT runs by looking like a wet dish rag. How did he get so wet inside? Why is Bob runing after the young firefighter as he heads out the door with a tape measure. And here comes that green eyed young lass. Why is she trying to hit me with a mop as she goes flying by? Wait don't leave, I said I got shunked, not that I have a skunk. Oh well I am use to drinking alone. Sure wish I could have found that cute young black bear I saw last time.
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