Warriors Saloon

[airforcegrrl]

I think my head is gonna fall off from all this shaking it back and forth every time you guys say something.

[b3196]

AFG
The only reason I come to this bar is for to see your smiling face, have a drink and a little peace and quiet......BUT NOOOOO!!!! Theres always a few barnacles attached to the bar stools passing comments (and gas) about animals, corn huskers, etc etc etc
Bob K

[tamariki]

Oh it's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call
But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull or so drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer

Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come
There's a faraway look on the face of the bum
The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's acting queer
What a terrible place is a pub with no beer

The stockman rides up with his dry, dusty throat
He breasts up to the bar, pulls a wad from his coat
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer
When the barman says suddenly: "The pub's got no beer!"

Then in comes the swagman, all covered with flies
He throws down his roll, wipes the sweat from his eyes
But when he is told he says, "What's this I hear?
I've trudged fifty flamin' miles to a pub with no beer!"

There's a dog on the verandah, for his master he waits
But the boss is inside drinking wine with his mates
He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear
It's no place for a dog round a pub with no beer

Old Billy, the blacksmith, the first time in his life
Has gone home cold sober to his darling wife
He walks in the kitchen; she says: "You're early, Bill dear"
Then he breaks down and he tells her that the pub's got no beer

So it's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call
But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull or so drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer


Jim

[goodnessgracie]

OHMIGOD!!!

I'm at the bar on the wi-fi, and someone just played Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Assholes" on the jukebox.

Hear, hear!!!

Stoli dry dirty martinis for all...

[b3196]

Make mine with 2 olives and a dozen raw oysters
Bob K

[goodnessgracie]

Did I (eye) ever share the Oysters Lorelei recipe with you?

[b3196]

Gracie Darlin'
We've shared alot of things but recipes is not one of em
Bob K

[MORTARDUDE]

I would like to hear it, my dear Lorelei !!

Larry

[airforcegrrl]

(starts hanging shamrocks around the bar and putting green dye in the cheap beer) Only 4 days left mates!!

[DMZ-LT]

Carrying 50 lbs of cornbeef and 20 pounds of cabbage the tanned and young looking biker enters the bar . Although he is somewhat slowed by his load he is fast enough to avoid a right hand uppercut by the green eyed lass. . Crown for all he yells and begins cooking.