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Old 03-14-2006, 12:37 PM
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You're just now putting the green dye in the beer....Whats that green $hit I've drinking all these months?.....One other thing...whats that rotten odor? Smell like the mens room backed up or someone's cooking cabbage.
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Old 03-15-2006, 10:37 AM
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I think you've been drinking hose water there Bob. Gotta be careful, sometimes the LT likes to swap out the tap hose with the one out back. Always check before you pour. (pours bob a fresh green beer and puts some celtic music in the jukebox)
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Old 03-15-2006, 11:07 AM
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I didn't know the Boston Celtics had a band....Its gotta be better then they're ability to play basketball.....The sound track from Riverdance will do
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Hearing Bobs voice in the bar the tanned and lean biker quickly slips out the back door. Rounding up the farm animals up in a herd he quickly drives them to another part of town hoping that when that sick puppy has a few more drinks and wants a poke at least these animals would be spared. Returning to the bar he notices Bob has put on tights and is dancing in a puddle on the floor. Thank goodness at least some of the farm animals are safe. Crown for all !
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Old 03-15-2006, 11:30 AM
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I have but one rule......If I made the puddle, then I can dance in it.
Now, If y'all ask nicely, I might just let ya dance in my puddle, but ya gotta take your shoes off.
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Noticing the green eyed lass taking her shoes off and splashing around on Bobs puddle on all fours . The well grommed fit biker dashes for the kitchen ,and quickly locks all the doors
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Why is the Lt behind locked doors in the kitchen.......Hold on a second as the puddle dancer peeks in the key hole.....With much exclamination he describes what the Lt. is doing to a big chunk of corned beef and a half empy jar of vasoline. This is definitely not McDonnald.s special sauce
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(laughs so hard she starts snorting)
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Old 03-16-2006, 07:24 AM
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Upon further investigation of the kitchen (crime scene) it was discovered that the cabbage core was used as a butt plug on the one remaining ewe.....Charges will be filed as soon as the DNA results come back. Right now it looks like sexual mopery and beasteality on a the partial remains of Elsie the cow.
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Old 03-22-2006, 05:19 AM
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Pouring over his Websters Dictionary the hansome biker realizes there is no such word as " mopery" . Coppers must have their own language. Crown and a corned beef sandwitch for all !
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