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03-23-2006, 04:14 AM
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As the 6'4" cop in his starched and taylored uniform grabs the biker holding a 1967 version of Webster's dictionary......Orders him to drop the outdated book, placing handcuffs on both wrists, explaining that he is charged with Mopery.......They both walk over to the computer in the bar office and do a Google search on "Mopery"....The true explaination appears......."An imaginary law used to arrest people when their are no other laws to charge him with. The handcuffs are removed and a round of Crown is quickly ordered.
Bob K
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04-20-2006, 05:35 AM
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It's AFG's B-Day??? Happy Birthday green eyes
There should be a Happy B-Day thread for AFG ... ya think?
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06-30-2006, 08:49 AM
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The young, but well traveled, Veteran walks into the dirty bar, clearing cobb webs as he enters.....what the Hell is going on? Where have all the people gone? Why are there pieces of corned beef laying around and what ever happened to that Army air Corp bar back?
Trav
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06-30-2006, 09:17 AM
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This bar is beginning to suck.....AFG or Old Seabee hasn't been around......No one will eat the corned beef with the special sauce, even though I have a 2 for 1 special.....Curtis has a tooth ache, he must'a chipped it on someones diamond cutter. Paco's doing his own thing while surfing farm love . com and John is too busy replacing the slats on his milk crate
Bob K
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06-30-2006, 09:29 AM
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This bar don't suck,...
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...It's just been a travlin' side show for a while,... ...the weather too warm to be inside, John is scuba bikin' out in the pool, and what is that thing he's wearing on his face, doesn't look like a regulation regulator, oh,... ...look,... two tanks of nitrous oxide behind the filter shed with multiple curly straws stuck together going into the deep end, I suppose it works, John's always in the deep end, Bob is still trying to find any end,... ...and that dream about being 6'4", gimme what yer smokin' more like 5' 4" with boots on,... ...
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06-30-2006, 10:33 AM
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Oh,...
...oh yes,...
...you mean the baseball bat sticking out of yer azz,or would that be the fourth leg you broke off your walker,... ...
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