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W.C. Fields on: Mae, Women, Children and drink
On Mae:
On Women:
On Children:
On Drink:
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Hey.....
I resemble those remarks!
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) |
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Busted!
I?m a W.C. Fields nut. I love his rules of gulf. The rule I recall is the stolen ball rule. It goes: If a ball is lost in the woods it is a stolen ball as inevitably someone will find it and keep it. Therefore the golfer should not be penalized a shot because someone is going to commit a crime. Makes sense to me. Scamp |
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Scamp, I think I laugh harder each time I watch the Bank Dick... He's definitely a match for good old Mae.
Here's a few more from W.C................ (Fields, reading the Bible on his deathbed.) "Just looking for loopholes." If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her. The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive. A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. W. C. Fields
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W.C.'s grandson
Was a Special Agent with the FBI in the Philadelphia Office.
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Colmurph, maybe you should send him over to Buffalo to check up on Mae's activities.
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
Mae West
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"Cccan't dddo it. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!!
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Send 9 home, I'll keep Ken!
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Ya know don't cha, ....there are times I loose my stutter.
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