Warriors Saloon

[b3196]

AFG
I got a problem with mistletoe in the mens room...No tellin' who might be hangin' out in there. Personally I like to loop it around my belt buckle.
Bob K

[Old Seabee]

I see the green eyed lass is behind the bar. I now have the protection to approach the bar and ask for a drink, I hope. Bob I wouldn't rap misteltoe around your belt buckel. When your working some of the folks you deal with might get the wrong idea. Lass would you give me a drink and one for Bob too. Got the feeling this is going to be a strange day. A coin in the box. " Street Of Bakersfield"

[catman]

Dan...how in the world do you take a leak while wearing that thing? Am not even going to ask when, where or how you take a dump!

Trav

[Old Seabee]

Trav....It's simple. I call the honey bucket truck when the smell get too bad, but having experience in burning out four holers I am use to the smell. You remember four holers don't you? But come to think of it maybe wearing it isn't such a good idea. Can't find anyone except Bob who will invite me to set and drink with them. And Bob being an officer on that fine department, like myself is used to all kinds of smells. Drinks all around and someone put a coin in the box I feel like getting waisted.

[Bill Farnie]

Originally posted by catman Dan...how in the world do you take a leak while wearing that thing? Am not even going to ask when, where or how you take a dump!

Trav

Hey Trav ....... ask Larry

Sarsaparilla for all!!!!!!

[catman]

Bill...only saw Larry wearing chainmail, you can pee and it will go through the holes on that, same-same if a guy has a bad case of the runs, but this is totally sealed! Dan is one tough SOB!

Dan...being a former firefighter, I too am used to bad smells, only thing is, we usually wash down the area before sitting down, so go take 4 laps in the pool out back and i will buy you a drink!

Trav

[Bill Farnie]

Well then Trav, being a firefighter then how about the Jaws of Life to make a slit?

[goodnessgracie]

Hey Dan,

Come drink with me. We'll put on some more Buck Owens and "Act Naturally".

Love & Kisses,
The Biggest Fool to EVER Hit the Big Time

[catman]

Bill...sounds like a plan, just worried if he has been locked in that suit for a while, might have toget the HAZMAT team suited up to do the "extraction"

Trav

[Old Seabee]

No you don't, I paid a lot of money for this suit at the land fill, and it stops the green eyed lass from hitting a home run when she swings. Ah Gracie your are the light of my life, how about "Under your spell again." Curtis sure is a lucky man. Bill please don't go giving Trav any ideas, being a x-fire fighter he might start a back fire to see how long it takes for flash over to occur, and it's hot enough in here already.