Warriors Saloon

[Old Seabee]

Trav I been up since 0400 my time. Would have been here earlier but ever time I tried to sand up I would slip and fall because I couldn't get all of the pool water off yesterday. I took your advice and called 911, and told them to send the Haz Mat team. Got decontaminated, so here I am. Hand me the bottle of Beam and try and find some water that's not from the pool. Next ones on me. On second thought forget the water.

[airforcegrrl]

Now Trav you know that stuff is only for special occasions...

[goodnessgracie]

How about a Macallan 25-year-old for me. In a snifter, if you please.

I need a drink... they're trying to marry me off

[airforcegrrl]

(pulls out the mop and hands it to Dan) Seriously man dry off before you come in.

[catman]

Dan...looks like the fair maiden has your number! Hand me the mop, I will help you before she makes me pay for all the booze I gave away!

Howdy ma'am, hope you are having a good day!

Trav

[airforcegrrl]

As a good a day as one can have sitting behind a desk trying to find things to do.

[DMZ-LT]

Entering the bar the well toned hansome biker wonders what that music playing is and hopes they have some early Eagles on that machine . Quickly the wonder turns to fear as he sees the lovely lady holding a bat over someone mopping the floor. Since he can hardly walk after splitting wood this weekend and tearing up his back he limps towards the pool , away from the lass n bat. Crown for all he wispers.

[Old Seabee]

No Trav, I'll mop the floor, you just set their and finish your drink. I don't know why the green eyed lass blames me for just about everthing that goes hay wire in this fine establishment. After all it's her pool.

There goes the LT shuffeling towards the back door, I should warn him about Bob's contribution to the pool. But with the box playing so loudly he wouldn't hear me. Who played that rap-crap.

Ok the floors clean, think I'll down to Bubba's and see if any of my retired cop friends are their. I'll come back later, maybe the lass will be in a better mood. Drink for all, just put it on my tab.

[catman]

Well...I see the floor is nice and clean, good work Dan

Why is LT coughing and cussing out by the pool? Did someone forget to tell him what Bob did?

Bob? Bob? Where the hell is Bob? That guy, he gets a couple of drinks in him and forgets he really isn't the Otis of Mayberry and locks himself in his own jail! Someone better go fetch him!

Drinks for all!

Beam and Seven for me!

Trav

[Old Seabee]

Sure is quit in here tonight. So I was at Bubba's drinking coffee with some retired cops when the fire guys showed. Got to talking to a battalion chief and aked for a favor. Asked him if he would mind deconing a swimming pool for me. No problem he said. If you look out back you'll see the pool is being put in to 52 gal drums. Cost for this favor is some free drinks which could be paid out of the entertainment fund since we haven't had any lately.

Trav, where'sthe LT. you said you heard him out by the pool using bad words. He ain't their now. I am worried do you think he may have melted away in the pool? If he did wonder who has first dibs on the iron horse?

Better call the police so they can start an investigation, we should ask for Bob, after all he's the one who contaminated the pool in the first place. Oh well one drink and a coin in the box, lets see what will it be. Ah the Carter family. " bury me neth the weeping willow."