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Old 11-10-2017, 12:20 PM
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Talking Be A polite Driver, Please

The light turned yellow, just in
front of him.

He did the right thing and stopped
at the crosswalk, even though he
could have beaten the red light by
accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn,screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through theintersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a
tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit
her car with her hands up. He took
her to the police station where
she was searched, fingerprinted,
photographed and placed in a
holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman
approached the cell and opened
the door. She was escorted back to
the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "im very sorry for
this mistake. You see, i pulled up
behind your car while you were
blowing your horn, giving the guy in
front of you the finger and cursing at him.

I noticed the ”what would jesus do
bumper sticker”, the “choose life” license
plate holder, the “follow me to sunday-school”
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
christian fish emblem on the trunk,
so naturally i assumed you had stolen the car."


O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

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