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Old 12-15-2005, 05:21 AM
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There's one thing ya gotta realize.....We dont have to evacuate and head inland to a hotel everytime a bad storm comes in. We just throw another log on the fire. Do an inventory of the liquor cabinet. Check out the Porn on Pay-Per-View.....and grab a bag of Cheeto's
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Old 12-15-2005, 05:48 AM
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Bob...you been looking in my windows?

Starting to snow again, Bob you and the New Englanders better stock up, this one is a bitch and we missed the worst part of it!

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Inch of ice on the trees and wires. Lost power this morning but the roads are clear. Hopefully it will be gone by noon. Crown for all ! Who is that in the corner tied up with those rubber streatchy things ?
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:04 AM
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That would be me.......Gracie's been practicing bondage for the big wedding in April
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:30 AM
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...the tune of "If they could see me now",...



..."If they could be me now",
..."I'd surely show them how",...

...Nah,............... we'll just leave it all to your little imaginations, cept for Bob, his "imagination" is very big, and that's about it,...

...Ah, a fine mornin' to all of you, yes, cool, and crisp here, sun is shining, did a little plumbing work, yep it's a tough job cleaning the pipes, but somebody's got to do it,...

...your preception is all wrong, film @ 11:00,...

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Old 12-15-2005, 06:42 AM
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Plumbing.....Referred to as cleaning the pipes
First Aid.......Referred to as sucking the venom out
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Old 12-15-2005, 07:18 AM
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Hmmmmm, lessee here - Cheetos and porn equates to a bunch of yellow hands, so on the count of three, everybody hold up both hands, as I know some of you guys are ambispastic, you know, the ability to screw things up with either hand. Keith, help me out here, think we need to do a group counseling session again. Dashingly handsome former tanker strides from the bar, miraculously maintaining his sobriety....
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Virginia needs snow. The temp yesterday was perfect for it. Today we have the precip but it's warmer. I swear there are things working against us.
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Ambispastic??? That's good-- I'm keeping that one!
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...around here, everyone must be at the showers,...

...I'l just open up, and see what needs to be done, yup, mixin's for a morning bloody mary, getting low on hot sause, make note,...

...I'll chip away at the ice outside a bit, see if I can get Bob out of the outhouse, there is a trail of rubber things leading out to it, and no tracks out, must of got caught in the storm last night, or was it the day before, "Fyfe" you "OK", (hears muffled groans that echo) stating, something like, "IPhelin",...

..."dial 911, we got a "cop in the can", and he's stuck with rubber things, I ain't even opening that door,....

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