Warriors Saloon

[b3196]

Dont leave now Advisor.....This is the place where you can say anything, so pull up a bar stool order your favorite drink and join in on the sick chat
Bob K

[Keith_Hixson]

My great, great grandfather was a circuit riding preacher in the old west. He came out West in 1880's to Oregon and the Northwest Territory (Washington, Idaho, & Montana) He would ride from mining town to mining town and hold religious services. The only place in town to hold religious service was the Saloon. He'd come into a Saloon and place his portal cross on the bar sing a few hymns and preach Hell Fire and Brimstone, he'd preach against booze and wild women take an offering and get on his horse head out to the next town. Often when he came to town he'd perform weddings and funerals and other religious business that needed to be done. He said no one ever threated him or tried to rob him when he was riding from place to place all alone. Must have been an interesting life style. That's why this old preacher checks into the Saloon, Family Tradition.
Someone has to be the conscience of these poor unfortunate souls that find themselves in the Saloon.

Keith

[DMZ-LT]

Double shot of Crown for Kieth and ask one of them women to come over here for a min.

[b3196]

John
A minister....Double shot of Crown.....A woman for a minute....There's gotta be a joke somewhere in this mess
Bob K

[goodnessgracie]

Keith, Bob:

This is starting to remind me of that classic conversation between god and satan. Wasn't that from the Inferno, or something?

Four Horsemen for all...

[airforcegrrl]

(starts haning up the hearts and arrows and fluffy cloud decorations. forcebly removes the old cupid costume from Bob and hands him one that is more toga like) Makes him kind of look like Julius Cesear doesn't it? Or maybe the great God of partying Dionysis

[DMZ-LT]

Turning off the heater on the Winter Harley the well built biker heads into the bar. Why is Bob in a toga and how come he has 4 legs facing in different ways and why is the green eyed woman talking to that really old Greek guy ? Crown for all and a DR for Bob !!

[b3196]

This toga is a lot better than those pink leotards. great way to air out the package......
I overheard the green eyed lass ask the old greek guy If it was true that a greek never leave their friends.... BEHIND!!!!
Bob K

[SEATJERKER]

....in my computer making me respond,...

...Bob's toga has two rear buttons????,...

...sorta looks like those old long underwear that John found in the head last year with the large yellow, and brown stains,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Why yes, look close,................ he tried to wrap it so they wouldn't show, butt, dems no mistakin' the smell,...

...Geez Bob, you coulda at least run them through the creek for a spell to save us the watering eyes, how do you expect that gurgling ole' lady to hold her nose that long,...

...He ain't never gonna git layed proper,...

...somebody get the fabreeze, and douche him good, but do it outside, downwind of this place, whew,...

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[b3196]

Curtis
Putting on that toga comes with directions
Yellow in front
Brown in back

Bob K