Warriors Saloon

[catman]

Glad to know that I do have friends in low places!

Trav

[b3196]

And I'm blamin' it on my boots.....$hit I think we have the makin's of a song here!!!!
Bob K

[catman]

Bob...someday I will write my life story and you have exclusive rights to it, should be the best song ever released!!!

Trav

[b3196]

Let me guess....You'll be drivin' your 18 wheeler through a bed of roses while eatin Captn' Crunch cereal....As your soon -to-be exwife sings D-I-V-O-R-C-E or as David Allen Cole sang the perfect Country Western Song
Bob K

[airforcegrrl]

As long as you guys clean up after yourselves you can initiate all your want. Just keep it off the walls.

[b3196]

Mother has spoken
Bob K

[SEATJERKER]

...

Written By Steve Goodman
As Recorded By David Allan Coe

WELL, IT WAS ALL
THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYING?
SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN
BUT YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME

YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS
AND YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDE
AND YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME MERLE HAGGARD/ANYMORE
EVEN THOUGH YOU?RE ON MY FIGHTING? SIDE

CHORUS:
AND I?LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING? IN THE RAIN
BUT YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN?
YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

WELL, I?VE HEARD MY NAME
A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello)
AND I?VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I?VE PLAYED
BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW
I?LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE"
IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY

REPEAT CHORUS

RECITATION:
WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG
AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN?T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
OR TRAINS,
OR TRUCKS,
OR PRISON,
OR GETTING? DRUNK
WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG
AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
AND AFTER READING IT,
I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT
COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM
THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

CHORUS:
AND I?LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING? IN THE RAIN
NO, A? YOU DON?T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN?, DARLIN?
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON?T CALL ME
WHY DON?T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME



Written By steve goodman
As Recorded By David Allan Coe


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[tamariki]

Is sitting on an upside down four legged barstool voluntary or compulsory? We only have three legged stools used by milk maids
Jim
Luv the lyrics

[b3196]

Jim
It depends on who you ask......Me, personally, Im gonna turn it right side up and the hell with those other three guys.
That song by David Allen Coe is a classic and a great party song
Bob K

[catman]

Bob...my goal is to keep up with my Hollywood Heros! Why should they be the only ones who get to marry and divorce all in the same year?

I'll have a bar stool, right side down, and a Bloody Mary

Trav