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Old 09-23-2005, 04:14 AM
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She was only a fishermans daughter......She saw my rod and she reeled!!!!!!
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Old 09-23-2005, 07:56 AM
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(shakes her head) Never a dull moment in this place i'll tell ya. SeaBee you stay over there with your shunk/skunk which ever it might be. Still havne't full got the smell out after the chicken incident last week. And now i've got fish to contend with. I'm going to the store to buy some of them scented candles and see if i can't get this place at least smelling like something not nasty. Don't worry guys i'm not a flowery scent person, i'll go with something decent and light smelling Now while i'm gone i expect to see a few less puddles in places too. (heads out)
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Old 09-23-2005, 08:05 AM
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Puddles? Did John piss on the floor again?

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Old 09-23-2005, 09:14 AM
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Theres some great French air freshener called Au De Tuna .......Drives men wild
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Reckon they got any napalm scented candles?
Throw a little hair in one a them rascals and-with this crowd-you could likely increase booze sales 2-300%.
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OK, OK I am in the corner, the skunk left when the green eyed lass came back and sprayed the place with, only God knows what. The closest I can come to describing it is the smell of a four holler being burned out. Haven't smelled it since picnicking in the sand dunes of Danang. If I had one of those large cans of Fosters in my hand I'd feel right at home.

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Riding past the bar on his Harley , on the way to the mountains with his trusty dog Frank , the well armed biker notices the smell of tuna and napalm coming out of the bar and several dead chickens , fish , horses and a small bear lying in the road. Scooping up some road kill for dinner he shouts into the bar Crown for All ! as he speeds away
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Old 09-23-2005, 12:34 PM
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The bear found me!!! Just my luck the bear found out where I hang out, then get run over. Another lonely night. Maybe I'll go back to chickens. There's more of them and their easier to find. On the other hand if I could afford gas I could follow LT to the mountains and at least look forlornly at the bear before he eats her. I'll just stay here, drink my Brennans Irish and study my Practical Homicide Investigation, and NFPA 921, maybe something will happen where my training and skills will be needed. anyone got a match?
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There's nothing better than walking into a bar and smelling the aroma of stale beer, tuna, $hit burning, bear $hit, rotten chickens, and misc. road kill......."I love this bar" Clan MeGregor's for everyone!!!!.....I know thats some cheap $hit, but the end results are the same.
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just got caught up with the saloon thread.....i am speechless...

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