Warriors Saloon

[DMZ-LT]

Steping off the winter Harley the lean and young looking biker notices Bob in the bar with out a chicken or a sheep. Something must be wrong in the bar so he slips the knife in his hand as he enters knowing that sick puppy has something going on

[b3196]

John
There's nothing wrong....The hens arn't laying eggs....The sheep are shedding their wool, and I'm in a moment of depression.....What I need is a good old fashion human hooker.
Can ya grant an old man his last wish?
Bob K

[DMZ-LT]

Suprisingly I do know a few. How much you willing to spend for a poke ?

[b3196]

Up here I can get a lot lizard for 20 bucks
Bob K.

[Keith_Hixson]

Pity parties are dangerous. Don't do something you'll regret.

Keith

[b3196]

Keith
You're right.......I'm not payin more than 10 bucks
Bob K

[catman]

Geeze...what has happened to this place? Bob without his animals, John stuck in the snow, Keith with nobody to counsel and me without a drink! Gentlemen, these are troubled times and I say..............................

BEAM AND SEVEN FOR ALL!

Trav

[tamariki]

I'll sing you a song
Jim

On the breast of a lady named Gail
Was tatooed the price of her tail.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille.

[b3196]

Good one Jim
I knew this prostitute who had her appendix taken out and the doctor sewed up the wrong hole.........Now she's making money on the side
Bob K

[SuperScout]

Stunningly handsome ex-tanker strides in, and joins the limerick party....

"There once was a young man from Dallas,
Who pissed in the archbishop's chalice,
Now it is my belief,
That it was for relief,
And not, from Protestant malice!"

Same stunningly handsome ex-tanker strides from the bar, wondering about that strange man gazing lovingly into that chicken's eyes...