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Old 02-22-2006, 07:56 AM
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Realizing the green eyed lass has just uddered a word that will start BobK foaming at the mouth and probably an other place too the well tanned young looking biker quickly tosses his drink down the hatch and heads to the Winter Harley , better warn as many of the livestock as I can he thinks as the bike roars to a start.
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Old 02-22-2006, 08:16 AM
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Save your money.....I'll just bring in a load of sheep $hit. We'll spread on the floor to hide the stench from Travis. Hopefully this won't be a sexual turn on for the rest of the customers
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Old 02-22-2006, 11:34 AM
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Hey Bob ... you know that ewe you were messing around with last night? Her father is looking for ya
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Old 02-22-2006, 07:19 PM
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Is that Bob's first wife looking for her alimony?

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Old 02-22-2006, 11:24 PM
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Please advise.
Bill Clinton, and possibly Hilary, is visiting New Zealand this week.
Tickets to hear him speak cost $1500 each or a table for 10 can be booked for $12,000.
Should I mortgagae my house to listen to him, or just watch the parade waving my flag?
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Old 02-23-2006, 02:05 AM
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Just stand on the side of the road and try to see if you can sell him some stain remover
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Old 02-23-2006, 05:36 AM
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Thats her father!!!......I thought that was her.
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(buries her head in her hands shaking her head) Never a dull moment in this place i tell ya. Okay no shit of any kind is being smeared in the bar. Sheep get parked in the barn out back, the walls are thin so keep it down if you can. I'll be attempting to wallpaper the men's bathroom. What you guys think 50's pin up or 90's Hustler?
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Old 02-23-2006, 06:33 AM
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Clutching his 1992 Hustler the lean and tanned biker approaches the bar wondering why the green eyed lass is in the mens room and why BobK is yelling like a banshee out back. Slowly he pours a Crown on ice and sits with his back to the wall , eyes on the door and hand on his knife
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Definitely 90's Hustler.....John would give you some of his, but the pages are all stuck together
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