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#41
12-18-2002, 06:29 PM
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Man: "Do you know anything about electricity?"
WC: "My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at state prison."
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Every so often, allow yourself the luxury of an unexpressed thought. 
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#42
12-18-2002, 06:32 PM
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Mae: "How tall are you?"
Man: "Six foot seven." Mae: "Well, let's forget about the six foot and talk about theseven inches." (Ken, liked your last one! And you know damed well I'm going to trip up and say the same thing twice sometime!)
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
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#44
12-18-2002, 06:33 PM
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I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
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#45
12-18-2002, 06:40 PM
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W.C.: "Good morning, Mae, what brings you to the office so early this supposed A.M.?"
Mae: "Well, I couldn't sleep. I'm living in a dormitory and I went to bed last night between 8 and 9." W.C.: "No wonder you couldn't sleep--with a crowd like that in your bed."
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Every so often, allow yourself the luxury of an unexpressed thought.
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#46
12-18-2002, 06:43 PM
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I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist it.
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
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#48
12-18-2002, 06:48 PM
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I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
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#49
12-18-2002, 06:53 PM
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This reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
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Every so often, allow yourself the luxury of an unexpressed thought.
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#50
12-18-2002, 06:55 PM
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I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
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