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10-24-2002, 06:57 AM
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The test
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next
month. My fianc?e's mother is great. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the nvitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew how to deal with this situation. I headed out the front door. There, leaning against my car was her husband. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. I kept it to myself that I thought their "little test" was asinine bullshit, but I'm marrying their daughter, not them. I also kept to myself that the reason that I was walking out to my car was to get a condom.  
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10-24-2002, 07:50 AM
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I always thought it was a good idea to be well rounded. Let me know when you're ready for course 2. Bon Apetit!
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10-24-2002, 08:18 AM
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Anything tastes better with Emeril's Essence on it. Or ketchup. Except turnips. Nothing makes them taste good.
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10-24-2002, 08:42 AM
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Some people will eat just about anything. And I suppose that's OK, as long as you know which fork to use. Also, knowing how to spit it gracefully back into a napkin doesn't hurt.
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10-24-2002, 08:53 AM
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Nice story...JaneC.
Still, and your being a Jane and somebody's sister and all, "It" does leave me a little bit confused. Though, and in fairness, nowadays who-the-hell really knows about such weird things?
Neil P.S. Welcome to this Chit-chatsville and/or Forum.
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10-24-2002, 08:59 AM
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Hi Neil, and thanks for the welcome.
I guess the "it" all depends on what YOU'VE been eating!!! I'm not so sure I want to know that. Being the sister of 6 brothers, I know I don't want to know that. I will advise you that if you need to spit it back, you might try a different type of food. Chatsville, you have been very interesting! Jane
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10-24-2002, 09:08 AM
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I'm so confused????
Jane = a guy
Jane born in 55 = 47 Something isn't clicking. Is this what Jane did to her new son-in-law? Many questions about the story. I'm so confused. Keith :cd:
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