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[Advisor]

Ahhhh, the French. 'Taint got much good to say about 'em..'cept some of their cooking is "bon." And, some of their movies are OK; t'other than that, 'caint say much about their taste..Jerry Lewis.
Interesting thought..why did the French invent perfume? 'Cause they hadn't invented soap..think that they still have an aversion to a good wash.

Wazza..unfortunately, there are still French speakers in Canada..they have got to be the rudest people alive..worse than the Pommys or Americans. And, heh heh, the even the French don't want 'em.

Had some biz dealings with them a few years ago and I am here to tell you I'd rather deal with the Russians (always with their hands out) or the Japanese (very pahticulah peeper),\.

Joe

PS: And I am not a xenophobe..jist an asshole-o-phobe.

[Stick]

Jane,
Are you trying to screw over somebodies head or what? Your profile says that you are the "sister" of a KIA vet killed in 1968. You make a post that leaves those that read it to believe you are a man. Or are you just a woman that wishes to be a man and have you convinced your fiance that you have one dangling? "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature."

[janecallanan]

Not trying to screw heads, that is always being done well without me. Since my name is Jane, and I am a sister, then you can maybe assume that i did not write the begining of this thread. Too bad I didn't use quotes. I hope you are not getting a headache over it. Actually, this has been fun reading, and maybe I'll try to Monkey Wrench again sometime.

[reeb]

To each his/her own is how I live!!!!!

Just answer me one question??

If you are both women, Why did you go to your car to get a condom???

enough...........

[DMZ-LT]

Reeb SPELLED BACKWARDS IS WHAT ?

[Wazza]

Thanks John. Been trying to work out some of these handles since I joined up. Yours was easy. I reck'n mine is too. Had trouble with reeb but you just solved that one. Drywall has got me stumped for a body from Mn where it's pretty cold and wet.

Going back to the saloon, cya

[janecallanan]

Poor REEB,
Something is lacking here. Being a woman of manners, I can't politely point it out.
For those trying to decipher, janecallanan spelled backwards doesn't mean anything.
Good Morning!!!!

[janecallanan]

Top 17 Bumper Stickers You'd Like to See

17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
15. The proctologist called...they found your head.
14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.
13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people
"Everybody But Me."
7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be
out by itself.
2. Hang up and drive!
AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!
1. Welcome to America...now speak English!

[reeb]

Yep Reeb backwards is Beer ( cause I am a painter and painters are known for their drinking)

The other guod is my first name spelled backwards.

Use to work in a print shop a LONG time ago and all was typesetted backwards.

I tog ot ssip won.

enough.........

[janecallanan]

I am a painter too, but paintings, not houses, etc.