Are you a Yankee or a Rebel?

[Poncho1971]

Just fount dis thread (still a FNG), had to aread da whole dang thang....ROFLMAO!!! Course dem Southern boys did kick some butt. Dem ole Billy Yanks put up a gud fite, held out perty gud fer a while.
Gotta go long wif SparrowHawk.....don't need no dang test....100% Southern boy!
American by birth....Southern by da grace o' God!!!!!!!!!

[b3196]

Poncho
Glad ya found this entertainin'.....One thing y'all must realize.....The north still WON!!!!!....Now show up this week on the mtn to help defend yo southern bros
Bob K

"The north still WON!!!!!"

God bless the CSA propaganda dept.!!

Evah since the war Northerners has been required ta slave away in factories an such, walk on concrete an asphalt streets beset by rats an drug dealers, breathe air full a that smog stuff, an freeze theirselves blue doin it.
Then-if they has been good Yankees an earned lots o' money-they may be allowed ta move South fer their last few years so's they kin spend all that money on $20/bowl grits-n-shrimp an such.

An they STILL think they won the war!!!

[b3196]

Hal, Ma squirrel shooten southen bro
If I can remember......it was in Tenn just around the bend from Normandy, that I assisted in pissing off the highway dept for tearing up their freshly laid asphalt
Bob K

[SEATJERKER]

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...Did you breathe on it during a breatha-lie-zer after consumin' a quanity of mtn shine,...

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[b3196]

Nope....I was driving down the road minding my own business......Little did I know that the asphalt was just put down.
I drove up on the crew repaving the road which was on a steep grade so being a courtious driver I stopped. When I started moving again the rear wheels started spinning which displaced the new asphalt. So again being a courtious driver I popped it in 4 wheel drive. Gunned the ole motor and and tore up whatever I missed with my rear wheels......I figured the smart thing to do was un-ass the area before them good ole boys started shooting
Bob K

Hell Bob, pissin off govment folks is an official State sport. We normally focus on the Feds. but they are all fair game.

G-men,T-men,revenouers too
Were tryin ta find the place where he made his brew.
They were lookin tryin ta book 'im
But my Pappy kep on cookin...

Glad you could join the fun. Now...if we kin just get that added to the Olympics...

[Packo]

Whewwwwwww......hic up......WHITE LIGHTNIN'

Well a city slicker, (BobK), came and he said "I'm tuff",
I think I want to try that powerful stuff,

He took one slug and and passed it around,
I heard him a moanin' when he, hit the ground"

Mighty mighty pleasin'
Pappy's corn squezzins'



J.E.B Jones