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03-30-2005, 09:14 AM
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I've been Hallucinating - I'm sorry.
I just found out something that is totally humiliating. I am not a chick magnet. I was delusional.
My favorite older brother pointed out my mistake to me. In his (or something close) words I will explain what was going on on in my mind. I have lost almost 115 lbs. [309 lbs. down to 196 lbs.] My brother has concluded that I have become emancipated and because of my skinny appearance the vultures are circling overhead and occassionally swooping in. Also in my emancipated state I am prone to hallucinating, which was I was interpreting vultures for chicks. I am not a chick magnet as I once thought, I am vulture magnet. So I stand corrected. I just wanted to set the record straight. However only the really cute vultures swoop in on me, they are almost as cute as chicks. Keith  
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03-30-2005, 10:28 AM
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Keith keep up the good work hope to see you soon to do some fishing over there in Eastern WA. cause when your skinny it is easyer to sneek up on the fish.
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03-30-2005, 11:36 AM
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Keith
Not only are you delusional, you can't spell worth a crap either. Emancipated means "free; without prior legal restraint."
Emaciated means "acutely thin, usually caused by food deprivation." All that aside, if you keep moving, all you'll do is frustrate the vultures, usually not a good thing, as once they get to the super frustrated level, they'll swoop in and start killing stuff.
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#7
03-30-2005, 11:57 AM
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Ah, the true saga of an accomplished chick magnet must, of necessity, include access to spend able cubic dollars. Short of that positioning, one must accept the fate of just enjoying life as it comes to pass. I had to finally think ?what?s wrong with this picture? whilst being relentlessly perused by absolutely stunning Hungarian women. Zo, I finally had to say up front, ?I don?t do USA fianc? visas? and that was the showstopper there and then. The room clears, poof, and peace and quiet returns. From then on it was just the pigeons that had an interest in me, too funny. But I don?t feed pigeons either so that was a short-lived interest.
Scamp
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#8
03-30-2005, 12:30 PM
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Andy!
Cute Buzzards wear wigs.
Emanipated or Emanciated? Never could figure out the difference. I'm both! I'm becoming fat free and skinning ! Keith
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#10
03-30-2005, 12:43 PM
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Zowie !!! I knew vultures would catch on !!! Have 4 folks on here talking about them !!! Good job Keith, on your weight loss !! I have no f*cking idea what your post was about though ! LOL LOL
Larry
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