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Some quotes to live by:
Quotes:
1. A vote is not a valentine, you aren't confessing your love for the candidate. It's a chess move for the world you want to live in. 2. The say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder & lightning. ~ C. Eastwood. 3. I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't catch on fire. 4. Most People don't think I'm as old as I am - until they hear me stand up. 5. I'm so old that; I have dialed a rotary phone (that didn't have an answering machine, Recorded a song that I love off a transistor radio onto a tape recorder, Watched a black & white TV (with less than 10 channels) that had foil on the rabbit ear antennas, Taken a long walk with counting the steps, and eaten food that I didn't take pictures of. 6. I really don't mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly. 7. Getting older is just one body part after another saying, "Ha Ha, you think that's bad? Watch this." 8. If you remember pumping gas behind your license plate.... you must be really old! 9. In the morning, look at yourself in the mirror and think...." That can't be accurate." 10. Remember how when you were little you could just rip off your diaper and run around naked and everyone thought - It was so cute and funny? Anyway, I need bail Money. 11. The old addage: Think you are old, and you will be old. Think you are young, and you will be delusional! 12. There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and you think "They are going to find me naked." 13. The best times in our lives were not about what we had, but who we were with. Charley Brown 14. Last one you ready: Don't let them take the temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket, its a government plot to erase your memory. I went for a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread and and came home with a case of beer and 12 bottle's of wine! Pass it along to those who could use just a bit of humor not too much it could cause damage to their mental state. - Pass these along I'm sure many will benefit from prior memory loss? - Boats
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Boats O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen. "IN GOD WE TRUST" |
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