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When I was younger
Always wanted to be In the 82nd Airborne My knees in the breeze. Now that I'm here I'm gonna do it right Gonna jump from an aircraft While in flight. Early one mornin' In the pourin' rain I picked up my parachute And borded the plane Jump Master said 1 minute to go Green light lit Lift the tail and go! Here we go, All the Way! Airborne! Ruff and Tuff! AIRBORNE! Pack
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There's a Soldier in the grass
With a bullet in his ass Take it out! Take it out! Like a good Boy Scout. |
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There once was a Sailor named Dave who kept an old Ho in a cave, she???..er, aw, hmmm, best speak no further, methinks. :re:
Scamp
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Scamp,...
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...that was John, it was a duffle bag, and a jeep,... ...get your stories straight,...
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Mr. Scamp
I do believe the punch line is......"This dead ho was kinda decayed. but look at all the money he saved" bOOger
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Aarrgg n? gasp, bOOger, such language n? thoughts, for shame. You were close, but then, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades from what I understand. Then there was the Sailor from Nantucket whose??? :ek:. Oh double aarrgg, I won?t go there.
And Curtis, you must be referring to one of John?s prior lives and unfair imagery brought forth; kind of like a caboose on a train. Scamp
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Scamp
I must correct you again ....Not only is it horseshoes and handgrenades.....Its Jarts and farts bOOger
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Very well then bOOger, I stand corrected.
However, my cover story is that I?m not well schooled in primitive Hoosier dialects, culture and expressionism. I reckon I can plead out on that any day. :cl: Scamp
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Scamp
After a long day of eatin' pickled eggs and sardines. The latter can be as dangerous as a handgrenade bOOger
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Yes bOOger, I?m aware of this ancient custom and practice. In the UK, the Brits call them ?Scotch eggs? and are served with the customary pint of bitters or ale, plus dried whitefish.
In this setting, it is customary to bring one?s dog to the Pub and the combined methane aroma generation is staggering and highly explosive. And if Manchester Union is having a go at Liverpool on the tele, then there is little hope for neither man nor beast to emerge unscathed. Only the dogs are well behaved but the rest is pure bedlam and chaos. Tiz the air, eh, tiz the air. :ek: Scamp
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