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Old 12-08-2006, 10:42 AM
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When I was younger
Always wanted to be
In the 82nd Airborne
My knees in the breeze.

Now that I'm here
I'm gonna do it right
Gonna jump from an aircraft
While in flight.

Early one mornin'
In the pourin' rain
I picked up my parachute
And borded the plane

Jump Master said
1 minute to go
Green light lit
Lift the tail and go!

Here we go,
All the Way!
Airborne!
Ruff and Tuff!

AIRBORNE!

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Old 12-08-2006, 01:46 PM
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There's a Soldier in the grass
With a bullet in his ass
Take it out! Take it out!
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:20 PM
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There once was a Sailor named Dave who kept an old Ho in a cave, she???..er, aw, hmmm, best speak no further, methinks. :re:


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Old 12-08-2006, 02:58 PM
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...that was John, it was a duffle bag, and a jeep,...

...get your stories straight,...
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Old 12-09-2006, 05:51 AM
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I do believe the punch line is......"This dead ho was kinda decayed. but look at all the money he saved"
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:58 AM
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Aarrgg n? gasp, bOOger, such language n? thoughts, for shame. You were close, but then, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades from what I understand. Then there was the Sailor from Nantucket whose??? :ek:. Oh double aarrgg, I won?t go there.

And Curtis, you must be referring to one of John?s prior lives and unfair imagery brought forth; kind of like a caboose on a train.

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I must correct you again ....Not only is it horseshoes and handgrenades.....Its Jarts and farts
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Old 12-09-2006, 07:26 AM
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Very well then bOOger, I stand corrected.
However, my cover story is that I?m not well schooled in primitive Hoosier dialects, culture and expressionism.

I reckon I can plead out on that any day. :cl:

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After a long day of eatin' pickled eggs and sardines. The latter can be as dangerous as a handgrenade
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Yes bOOger, I?m aware of this ancient custom and practice. In the UK, the Brits call them ?Scotch eggs? and are served with the customary pint of bitters or ale, plus dried whitefish.

In this setting, it is customary to bring one?s dog to the Pub and the combined methane aroma generation is staggering and highly explosive. And if Manchester Union is having a go at Liverpool on the tele, then there is little hope for neither man nor beast to emerge unscathed. Only the dogs are well behaved but the rest is pure bedlam and chaos. Tiz the air, eh, tiz the air. :ek:

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