Mariners

[Timothy R. Kuhr]

SAVE YOUR PITY! WE DON'T EVER JUMP SHIP! But I think this thing might be aground.

S'all right! There is ALWAYS next year and we'll be here!

Drywall, ya gotta love it! They wanted to dump the Twins and they're kicking it big time! Go Twins, unless we meet you in interleague or at the World Series (Yeah, like that's gonna happen - I'm a Cubs fan but you gotta face reality!)

[Andy]

We have a tradition in New England. The farmers plant potatoes when the Bosox are in first place by two games. They harvest when the Sox are 5 games out of first, usually mid-Auguest.

By the way, I can get play off and Series tickets if the Sox are in it, and yes there's a little blackmail envolved but we are still talking Large dollars. The only way to get good seats to play off games and pay under $100 is if Uncle Ira left them to you in his Will.

As far as Seattle goes, we always move my father's Urn as far from the TV as possible when Boston plays those Left Coast people. Every time that Japanese fellow gets a hit you can hears his bones rattle. Did I mention Dad was in the Navy in the Phillippiens. He never cared for those "Devine Wind" boys.

Stay healthy,
Andy