Warriors Saloon

[nang]

Hey Mortardude, easy on all that artery clogging stuff- you want to enjoy a long-g-gg-g fruitful retirement. God knows you deserve it.

[MORTARDUDE]

Thanks !! The past 10 years have been rough...I really need to lose some weight. I must be about 250 now..I tried to cut my toenails and could barely reach them !! That is not funny, at all !!! Since we are going to be spending 3 weeks in Germany and the surrounding area in June, and I found out that they have very little air conditioning and it is supposed to be as hot as last year, we need to get a lot of exercise and stay outside as much as possible or we will be wiped out the very first week...I am going back to the Atkins diet and cut out the carbs.....

Thanks to all for your kind words, thoughts, and prayers all of these years !!!

Larry

[Drywall]

Wooo Hooo Hooo

Opening day is here. Got the big 55" plasma TV here in the saloon. Who's playin this afternoon. Twins Vs Indians tonight.

[catman]

Drywall...thought Spring would never get here this year, too much snow this year. I guess we needed it though, just have become spoiled with the last few years. Creeks and rivers are still up from the melting up north. The Chippewa over by Durand is just crazy, everyone with water front stores has a lot of water in them. Guess that is the price you pay to be on a river though.

Trav

[Drywall]

Trav,
You're right about being spoiled. We finally had a normal winter. We just forgot what they were like. I have an old army bud who lives in Rochester NY. We e-mail quite a bit and he tells me they get around 200" of snow every year. The guy is always out clearing his driveway.

[SEATJERKER]

...

We got winners, and we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thristy hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

[Chorus:]
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do

I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then

But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got divorcees and a big bouncer man
An old jukebox and a real bad band
We got waitresses and we got barflies
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy
If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car

Reason number 672 why

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Play it on out boys
Beer-thirty's over
Got to take it on home

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I just love it


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...We got wackos, we got psycos.
...No, it's not a typo,......
...Surfin' Harley's, and stories,.........................


...

[DMZ-LT]

Curtis, my house rocks Toby Keith 24/7 , my wife belongs to his fan club and the last time he was here she got to have her picture taken with him backstage. It's on her bed stand where I used to be and she is smiling bigger than in our wedding pictures.She got a Christmas card from him and lord knows she ain't taking that T - shirt off. Oysters at the Outhouse Saloon tonight. I love this bar ! Opa the psyco

[SEATJERKER]

...Yep, the spring mixer will feature,...

... a shootin' contest,...
... a fishin' contest',...
... a bullshi++in' contest,..
... a oyster eatin' contest,...
... a surfin' contest,...
...a singin' conte----, what no singin',...
...a card playin' contest,...
...a sleep depravation contest,...

...Not nesc in that order,...

...are the swiming pool jarts set up yet,...

...

[Drywall]

You fellas want a drink with your tunes? We got Toby on the juke box.

[DMZ-LT]

Taking off his flippers and air tank off from his ride on the Submarine Harley the Psyo Opa yells CROWN for All !! Put some Faith Hill on , drywall , please