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A Joke for Ron
Subject: The Firefighter
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and cat. The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck", he says with admiration. "Thanks!" the girl says. The firefighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied her wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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Cats taste good, over a slow BBQ pit
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Fip Oea
Master Sergeant Joined: 27 Aug 2007 Posts: 159 Location: Sugar Land, Texas PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject: Reply with quote AB Patriot files gets back up and running , I wont be going there. although Some of the people from PF are decent people , some are not, and it's those (not) that will keep me away. Thanks for the links and the vote. Ron Cacti Green ps. I was banned from posting on the PF 39, How's that not going "there" statement working out for you?
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Covan
I do believe I feel the love eminating from his post, knowing quite well he can't do without us
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I guess your not banned anymore Ron ... Welcome back
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Covan
Look at the dates of the posts. just how does a post from Bill Farnie dated 11-15-2007, be at the top of the list of threads? And just because it says 11/10/2007 doesn't mean that was the date of the post. My "Joined date" is 01/01/1970. I assure you I did not join in 1970. If you did not bring this back up, then Just how does the post from you dated 11/10/2007 have a reference to me being back ? "39, How's that not going "there" statement working out for you? " Now I'm not real smart, Nor are most that visit here, after all we did join the Army, but it would seem to me that this statement was made in 11/or 12/2008 and added (edit) to a statement from 2007. Maybe Magic? Democratic economics, voodoo, or maybe I must not have read that in YOUR post. "That post of mine was over a year ago." Soooo , How did it get back to the top????????? I will tell you how, YOU punched "Edit" in your post and the YOU added " How's that not going "there" statement working out for you? " statement in your 2007 post, which brought it to the top, to which Bob and Bill replied. Or maybe someone Kidnapped you and forced you to type those words. Either way, Bill and Bob were just responding to Your Edit and most likely didn't look at the date. . This explanation should be a good one. Your turn Covan. Ron |
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So many cats... so few recipes.
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I'm wasn't going to beat this dead horse but . . . Look at the dates bOOger and Bill Farnie replied . . . 11/14/2007 and 11/15/2007. I guess I edited their replies, too, eh? Where does it say "Edited" on my post? Any post that is edited has a cite at the bottom saying it was edited. Cut-and-paste the following URL and you will see your original post of 9/24/07 publically posted on the interim Patriot Files website. http://patriotfiles.freeforums.org/w...D%20%20running
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covan
Your point is? Hows that Human attempt working out? You don't like me here, tough, you don't need to respond to Any of my threads or post. BM Ron |
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I wouldn't be here now if Dave wouldn't have lifted his ban. I just came back one day and logged on and it worked, I didn't ask and David didn't reprieve. Just , I logged on and it worked. No one here belongs here any more or less than me. In fact I was the first one to sign in to this site, and matter of fact I was also the second one to sign in. Because Covan Goes off sight and confides in me and I respond, That don't mean that what I said to him should be put up on this sight or that I have to somehow be held to it's contents. What I said to him was true. I wont be going back. But then Dave lifted his ban and the only one that it was said to "That I would not be back" was Covan. So , just who is this a life or death situation addressed to other than Covan? I will tell any of you the same thing I just told him, You don't like me here, Tough, Don't reply to my threads or post. And BOB You are correct when you said "knowing quite well he can't do without us " as stupid as that sounds , I can't. Ya'll have a nice day. Ron |
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