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Old 04-28-2003, 08:25 PM
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I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE


100.7 (radio station) was doing one of their "Is anyone listening?" bits
this morning.

The first one was, "Ever have a celebrity pull the 'Do you know who I am'
routine?"

A lady called in and said that when she was visiting her cattle rancher
Uncle in Billings, MT a few years ago, they went to dinner at a restaurant
that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes. Lots of
other rancher types and their spouses were already waiting.

In comes Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. They want a table. The hostess says
they'll have to wait about 45 minutes.

Jane Fonda asks the hostess if she knows who she is.

"Yes, but you'll still have to wait 45 minutes."

Then Jane says, "Is the manager in?"

The manager comes out, "May I help you?"

Do you know who I am?" ask both Jane and Ted.

"Yes, but these folks have all been waiting already and I can't put you in
ahead of them."

Then Ted asks to speak to the owner. The owner comes out. Jane again asks,
"Do you know who I am?"

The owner says, "Yes, I do. Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this
restaurant and a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead
of all of my friends and neighbors here, but you also will not be eating in
my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye."

Only in America! What a great country!
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Old 04-28-2003, 11:03 PM
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:11 AM
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Idda given a lot of dinners to have seen that! lol

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Old 04-29-2003, 06:09 AM
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Bet they have great food. Glad they don't serve traitors. Sent the bitch to Mickey D's.
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Hopefully there's an expiration date on the B_____"s birth
certificate and its due to expire soon.
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there certainly are things money cannot buy...respect is one of them !!! Great story...made my day !!!

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Id be happy if it was just true.

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We can only hope for it to expire soon. I would donate a headstone for her.

Jane Fonda, Commie Bitch and American Traitor

Born: Unfortunately

Died: Not soon enough

May all who read this piss on your grave.
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Old 04-29-2003, 04:18 PM
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Sid well said, But I don't want to ever wait in a line again if you remember they did it alphabetical and my last name starts with a W
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