Will Roger's advice - On Growing Older!

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Will Roger's advice - on growing older!


First, Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about
your age and start bragging about it.

Second, The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in
line for.

Third, Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and
some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth, When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to
youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth, You know you are getting old when every thing either dries up
or leaks.

Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh, One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that
it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth, One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has
been.

Ninth, Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth, Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And finally, If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.


Sempers,

Roger