Johnny made out like a bandit...

[b3196]

If my wife plant something that I don't like....I can usually kill it in a week
Bob K

[catman]

John...Johnny is a great lookin' boy! Good thing he takes after his Mom and not his Opa! Make sure to have him at the campout again next year, have to teach him the right way of doing things from the start!

Trav

[chilidog]

My Daddy always said that you can't please women. If you stand on the porch and pee in the yard they get mad. If you stand in the yard and pee on the porch they get mad....

Chilidog

[Tina]

we use to live in the middle of the country and my nephew always wanted to pee outside.. So when it got cold out we were outside playing in the snow and he whip it out and started to pee and decided it was way to cold and never wanted to pee outside again unless he just had too =\
my poor baby
love ya
tina

[revwardoc]

During a Rev War re-enactment in Quebec City one of our regiments young lads (he was about 4) had to go real bad and the latrines were about 400 yards away. His mother told him, "Well, there's a big bush right over there!" So he went over to it, dropped his breeches, and pinched a loaf...in front of the bush! Then he remembered he didn't bring anything to wipe himself so he took off the breeches and came running back asking for toilet paper. Ya had to laugh.

The best part is, he's 19 now and we love telling the story to his girlfriends...leaving out the part that he was only 4.