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Subject: FW: funny for today... Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patient
Subject: FW: funny for today... Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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Why, that's lovely, darling!!! I received this one recently, and few will argue with it. Damned stereotypes!!! Hope you enjoy:
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes. The second man had married a woman from had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a lawn care service. Got to love those Georgia Girls!
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Gracie
Thats like the old joke.....What do you say to a women with two black eyes?.......Nothing, I already warned her twice Now , where are those dishes you needed washing? Bob K
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Those were some good ones ya'all
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BobK,
Thanks for the offer, but I'm single. Most everything I eat comes wrapped in waxed paper and doesn't require silverware. But if I prepared dinner for you... Is bigamy still illegal in Indiana???
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Gracie
Its funny you should ask that....In the state of Indiana, bigamy was cancelled yesterday. I like my steak medium rare Bob K
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