Nine enigmas

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This came in by e-mail and thought you guys might enjoy as well... Mrs. H.

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Subject: Fwd: NINE ENIGMAS
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2020 08:38:59 -0700



This might be relabeled "NINE TRUTHS"
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>> (1) Isn't it weird that in America our flag and our culture offend so many people,
>> but our benefits don't?
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>> (2) How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans,
>> when illegal aliens are receiving a free education?
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>> (3) Only in America are legal citizens labeled "racists" and "Nazis," but
>> illegal aliens are called "Dreamers."
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>> (4) Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then,
>> if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
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>> (5) I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country
>> but consider it punishment to be sent back there
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>> (6) The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten;
>> it needs to be reread
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>> (7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and
>> are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."
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>> (8) Joseph Sobran said: " 'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own.
>> 'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the transfer."
>>
>> (9) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but
>> some people still insist the last one was due to climate change.


>> You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
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