Things Not To Say to Police Officers:

[MORTARDUDE]

Things Not To Say to Police Officers:

1. Are you Andy or Barney?

2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

3. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

4. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

5. I pay your salary!

6. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

7. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.


11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[Andy]

Stopped a young man doing 65 MPH in a 35 MPH zone. As I got to the driver's door had to knock on the window for him to open it. When the window was rolled down a few inches he asked, "You got a problem dude?" The response was, "Me? Hell no, You, you got many problems."

Man stopped at a self service gas station and sat there for about 20 minutes. The manager called said there could be something wrong with the operator. Got to the gas station and approached the car. The drunk complained about the time it took and told me to "fill her up".

One last one, asked an operator who was out of his car to stand up straight, tilt his head back, close his eyes and touch the tip of his nose with his left index finger. He replied, "I couldn't do that if I was sober!"

Stay healthy, be careful in your car,
Andy

[DMZ-LT]

Yankee cop stops a speeding southern boy. Approaches the car and asks " You got any ID ? southern boy says " bout what ?"

[Jerry D]

Thats a good one LT :-) I was waiting to hear him show the occifer his Belt Buckle :-)

[reeb]

when the cop ask to see drivers license and proof of insurance, you dont say, Could You Hold My BEER Please while I look for it.



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