SADDAM's NEWEST WEAPON?

[HARDCORE]

Is it a ?Super Scud?, a ?Shatter-Proof Tank" perhaps, or maybe even a ?Camel That Farts Sarin Gas?!?

Could it be a ?Battalion of ?Republican Guard Troops - Blessed With Terminal BO?, or how about a ?Week-Long Bombardment of Desert Love Songs?, aired over Iraqi-run radio, and sung by Saddam and Tariq in duet!? (Ouch!!)

?Wrong on all of the above!!?

Actually, Hussein, Iraqi Enemy #1, has learned to turn his own paranoia to good use! He (or whoever is now in charge in Iraq, after Wednesday last), has ordered his troops into ?Chemical Protection Gear!? These very same troops were then ordered to seek out and destroy the ?Millions of Airborne Fliers? dropped by Coalition Aircraft over Iraq! (A monumental task at best!!)

To insure that his population, those that can read that is, did not pick up a copy of these ?Warnings To The People Of Iraq?, ?Slippery Saddam? has broadcast to his people that: ?These Fliers Have Been Tainted With Chemical or Biological Killers!??

Is Saddam using this ploy as an excuse to attempt to ?Pull-Off A Pre-Emptive CBR (NBS) Strike? (the last thing he will ever do, this side of Hell)?? Or is he so damned fearful that his people will learn the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, about what he really is? (COULD BE!!)

Hussein seized and held onto power by lies, intimidation and murder, and as such, he figures that Satan owes him a favor!? After all, Hussein has kept Hell continually stocked with fresh new souls for years! ?The problem is that, most of those souls belonged to his own people!?

Saddam don?t have to worry about us attacking him with chemicals or biological agents. Hell, if we wanted to knock him off, we would merely bomb his palaces with soap and cheep deodorant, as these personal hygiene products to Saddam, could prove as deadly as ?Daylight To A Vampire", or a "Silver Bullet To A Werewolf!?

VERITAS :ek: :cd: