Warriors Saloon

[Seascamp]

Well Sue, it?s like this. The coffee got cold so I had to make up the difference in the cup with more Irish and then it was just one damn thing after a nuther. I mean the sun got in my eyes, the dog ate my homework, the grass was wet and my karma got wrinkly. And I suspect it was a defective bottle as I found a hole in it. Then of all things the cap went missing so I had no choice but to finish the contents lest it spoil. Woe is me, snivel, snivel. So I put a fresh bottle on the shelf out of intense guilt feelings.


Scamp

[SweetSue]

lolol
i believe ya
really i do.....

[janecallanan]

Oil of Olay sells a good wrinkly karma cream. By the way Brad, is that Folger's Crystals you secretly filled your cup with?

[thebrad]

No - Scamp drank all the Crystals with his Irish (whiskey or creame, I don't know). I was getting cold - so I had to stop drinking coffee and put my clothes back on.

[SweetSue]

ugh i detest cleaning carpets! yuck... hurts me hands!

[thebrad]

Then don't do it!

[SweetSue]

gotta
trying to get mustard stains outta the darn thing....
... mustard stains are curtousy of my angel boys.. NOT!!!

michael threw the mustard bottle at morgan & missed............


well that was after morgan threw the bbq bottle at michael and got em square in the yap...

which he deserved... lol

but of course michael didn't think so..... hee hee

but
how do ya get the yellow out???

[janecallanan]

Dye the whole thing yellow. Give up, it won't come out!
(Try oxy-clean)

[thebrad]

Are you kidding me?! Why the hell aren't THEY cleaning it up??!! Would you two like a cup of Folger's Crystals? I always have some on me for fun expiraments and practical jokes. It tastes better when you are naked.

[janecallanan]

Try mixing the crystals with vinegar and baking soda, Brad.