"happy Birthday To You All!"

[HARDCORE]

"I beg everybody's apology!!!!"

If I am not the most forgetful cuss in the universe, I am certainly in the top ten.

As such, I have allocated the chore of looking up everybody's birth date to my better-half to post greetings as appropriate!

If I forget anyone, I am not being an ass (my normal state) but rather just starting to show my age and limited mentality!

For everyone I miss, who has posted, my wife has promised me a swift kick in the backside! Hell, I don't even remember anniversaries and barely remember the repeal of prohibition!