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Why It's Great To Be A Guy!
Why It's Great to Be a Guy
Phone conversations last 30 seconds. A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase. Bathroom lines are 80% shorter. You can open all your own jars. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying. You can go to the bathroom alone. Your last name stays put. You can leave a hotel room bed unmade. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes. Wedding plans take care of themselves. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend. Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of three. You don't have to shave below your neck. If you're 34 and single, no one notices. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice your new haircut. Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100. Another guy can show up at the party in the same outfit. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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Thomas Jefferson, Kentucky Resolutions of 1798: "In questions of power then, let no more be heard of confidence in man, but bind him down from mischief by the chains of the Constitution." |
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does this mean
Does this mean there is an advantage to becoming a man?
If this list gets published there will be a lot of sex change surgeries. First you knock us down on old age and build us guys up for something that wasn't even our decision. Keith P.S. Several years ago the State of Washington spent over $100,000 on a study about who uses the Rest Area Restrooms. Conclusion: One third more women use these Restrooms. Women take twice as long as men in their visit to the Restroom. The state will now build twice as many stalls for women as are built for men. Down side to the survey: One phone call to a married man would have given them the same information without the expense of a study. |
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It's a joke Keith..goodness are you havin' a midlife crisis? I already had mine. Whatever you do don't make any major decisions or drastic changes to your lifestyle. You will be sorry..just take my word for it.
Regard men having it easier..yeah they do when it comes to gettin ready to go somewhere..when you have a mane like mine it is not a short stint in front of the mirror to get it under control...laugh it off....look at Andy he found a real good reason to be happy..he found out he wasn't old after all! In regard to getting old jokes just remember I was married with child while you all were barely out of Jr High!...
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I know!
Just being cynical with my warped humor. Nobody appreciates us cynics.
Keith |
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little sparrow says
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Thomas Jefferson, Kentucky Resolutions of 1798: "In questions of power then, let no more be heard of confidence in man, but bind him down from mischief by the chains of the Constitution." |
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What, me worry?
I?m sure glad I?m a Ladie's ?Forrest Gump? and don?t notice or get too excited about the differences. Maybe that?s why the Gals say to me ?your impossible?. Oh well, I guess I could have been a guy off charging wind mills for the Gals but that just never occurred to me to be the thing to do. Work, home, giving a Gal a daisy a day and looking out after the kiddos is a plateful enough. Jasus, what would happen if had any idea about it all. Greef, I?d probably get depressed or something like that. LOL
Fair seas, Bill |
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Another point of view
Here on the East coast more and more places have Restrooms, not men's or women's, more of unisex approach. Of course they are mostly one seater's.
Bill: did you really mean to say you don't "notice or get excited about the differences" (between men and women)??????? Son, we need to talk! Stay healthy, Andy |
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bill i'm old and have only one good eye and i know thy differences
man ant onebody that old.
razz
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Hey Remember Guys
I'm the self-appointed theropist on this site. Also, unofficial theropist and unsolicited but I want my shot at Bill. Oh well this seems hopeless; go for it guys.
Bill there is a difference, Andy will give you the details. Keith |
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Aarrgg troops, You're blowing my cover!
Yut ta hey, right church, wrong pew. Thanks Keith but I?m OK and no need for Andy to do any walk through drills. Ya see the deal is that if the Gals think ya are a Forrest Gump they tend to set about the proper work of settings things right. Goodness, learn me again, one more time. Kind of like roll me over in the clover, lay me down and do it again. It?s an old sea dog trick ya see. When they say, ?You?re simply impossible? ya know ya got a ticket at the station. I can?t pull off the Conan the barbarian image so I as might as well be a Forrest Gump that serves up a daisy a day to the Lass and dummies up when the Lass gets a bit ornery or strange about this or that. So ?not noticing? or remarking on the differences is like money in the bank. And that?s all I have to say about that. LOL
Forrest SeaScamp Gump. Fair seas, Bill |
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