Felice Navidad

[Beau]

"t'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house .... hark, who's that Juan ... the effin cops hommie ... oh, shit man... I just got outta county .... ...... not even a mouse."

Well, that's one version.

Merry Christmas

[Beau]

... I truly hope if this Iraq thing happens, that it will end quickly ... having been warehoused, here and there, prior to Bitnams... many service persons are being staged and quite bored, and lonely and other things ... i may not write them ... but I know.

I gotta get do a proposal to a venture capitalist ... a line of hommies for the Trailer Trash, and the Surbaninites of this world.

[Boats]

Beau,

You got real talent! Have a good Holiday and Great New Years.

[39mto39g]

What does that mean?

Ron

[janecallanan]

I think those are on sale this week at Old Navy, at least that's what the commercial said!

[frisco-kid]

Felice Navidad, mi Amigo, y tu familia.

I've enjoyed the Homies this year. Thanks.

Q. What do you say to a Mexican in a suit?
A. Will the defendant please rise.

Talk at you later, 'Mano.



Ron, I thought that in TX, like CA, Spanish is a second language .
Felice Navidad= Merry Christmas.

[Beau]

... it's the airborne mic... Merry Christmas Tom to you and yours ...

Paul Rodriguez (Latino stand up comedian) ... stands on stage and tosses out Mexican Credit Cards, they are actually Tortillas.

.... Paul Rodriguez again (on airplane Emergency Instructions --- by Stewardess: the one where during an Emergency Landing, you should bend over and tuck your head between your legs/knees): ... he says "... heck, if I could do that, I wouldn't leave home."

http://www.ahajokes.com/ethnic_jokes.html

[exlrrp]

Beau, mi amigo,necesitas aprender deletreando.
O fue una chingadera??
Feliz Navidad y Prospero Ano!!

James

(I got to get the dang tilda and the upside down exclamatioin marks!)

[exlrrp]

Originally posted by Beau
... it's the airborne mic... Merry Christmas Tom to you and yours ...

.... Paul Rodriguez again (on airplane Emergency Instructions --- by Stewardess: the one where during an Emergency Landing, you should bend over and tuck your head between your legs/knees): ... he says "... heck, if I could do that, I wouldn't leave home."

http://www.ahajokes.com/ethnic_jokes.html

Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can!!

"There was a young man from Nantucket
with a ---- so long he could suck it
He saw his ---
in a looking glass
And broke his neck trying to ---- it!"

Frpm an old Airborne drinking song:
"Airborne Always eats P---Y"

James

[Beau]

Hola, cochinero ... Your Spanish is far better than mine. I just picked up a hodge podge of Spanish, English and Illocono and do not do well at any of them. My mother "Mo" you could converse with her in Spanish.

Merry Christmas to you James, and to your family. I know that you have fond feelings for your son, may he never be in a war.

I was not Grunt in Bitnam ... but you know what ... we both do some artwork, I have parachuted as a civilian, and although I was not a Diving Instructor, I had my basic and advanced Diver certification --- I think I'd trust you out in the ocean. Whilst you are doing your Bitnam tour, perhaps you should get some fins and a mask and do some snorkeling --- I doubt if you kept up your certification. As much as we were on the South China Sea and Rivers ... seldom was in the water, except for when we took some Coasties to a Telecom. installation on an island, below DaNang but above Chu Lai, I believe. Did some dipping into that beautiful warm water and there was indication of some great SCUBA times there, lottsa tropical fish. This Puerto Rican guy, Juan Martinez, traded the "natives" a buncha cigarettes for some fresh caught ocean fish --- Juan cooked it up, Puerto Rican style... some good chop.

from one Cochinero to another, Merry Chrismas ... Beau